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Brenda, put your bra on, there’s trouble next door, Marvin baby mama, put that whore on the floor

Shawshank, February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Happy birthday to the Beautiful One! Crystal has her anniversary of making one full rotation around the sun! I love you baby! I hope it’s a great day for you! ❤️ The kitty calmer that Crystal bought last week, arrived yesterday morning. So I got dressed, and hit up the…

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I’m gonna love you forever and ever forever and ever, amen

Shawshank, February 10, 2026

I thought Crystal said it was after 7, when I mumbled what time it was. Spoiler alert; it was not after 7. Welcome to o’dark 45. It was 6:45 when I rolled out of bed. And within a few minutes, coffee has been brewed. And the cats have been fed….

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But I’m a third generation bartender and I like livin’ from a tip jar week to week

Shawshank, February 9, 2026

Good and happy Monday morning my friends. Of course it’s dark out there. And windy. It was wicked windy last night. I’ve yet to open the curtains to see how windy it actually is. I don’t even know what the temperature. But it’s probably cold out there. The Patriots lost…

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Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup

Shawshank, February 8, 2026

Good morning my friends. It’s cold, it’s dark, it’s a day that ends in a y. Yep that’s right! Podrick is being 100% pure Podrick this morning! Fuck yeah! All sorts of banging and running around this morning. Mostly due to Podrick chasing Pippin all over the place. It’s been…

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‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks

Shawshank, February 7, 2026

Thanks to the medication I’m on now, I’m pretty sure I saved my job. Long story short, the kids switched shifts, and then the kid that was supposed to open (who closed last night), slept in. I called him and when he picked up, I said two words to him…

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I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and I’d like to check you for ticks

Shawshank, February 6, 2026

I shouldn’t be awake right. A combination of a stuffed up face, making it difficult to breathe, the bed way to fricken hot, volume either too high or, can only dogs hear it at this point. To the stomach ache that hit me probably around midnight. I was waking up…

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