Life Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup Shawshank, February 8, 2026 Good morning my friends. It’s cold, it’s dark, it’s a day that ends in a y. Yep that’s right! Podrick is being 100% pure Podrick this morning! Fuck yeah! All sorts of banging and running around this morning. Mostly due to Podrick chasing Pippin all over the place. It’s been a morning so far, I… Continue Reading
Life ‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks Shawshank, February 7, 2026 Thanks to the medication I’m on now, I’m pretty sure I saved my job. Long story short, the kids switched shifts, and then the kid that was supposed to open (who closed last night), slept in. I called him and when he picked up, I said two words to him and hung up. “You’re late.”… Continue Reading
Life I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and I’d like to check you for ticks Shawshank, February 6, 2026 I shouldn’t be awake right. A combination of a stuffed up face, making it difficult to breathe, the bed way to fricken hot, volume either too high or, can only dogs hear it at this point. To the stomach ache that hit me probably around midnight. I was waking up a lot in the night.… Continue Reading
Life I’m hell on heels, baby, I’m comin’ for you Shawshank, February 5, 2026 Podrick woke me up early. But he was all to blame for that. I was warm, then cold, then warm again. Plus I couldn’t breathe through my nose. Podrick is just being Podrick. But, yeah, it’s fucking annoying to consistently either wake up, or be woken up by the orange starting off by lumbering over… Continue Reading
Life When I’m drinking doubles, I’m nothing but trouble Shawshank, February 4, 2026 I woke to Hans Zimmer. That’s not sleep daddy. I tried to change the music back to sleep daddy. Then my alarm went off. So I roll out of bed, and start my day. Podrick is already doing Podrick things. Also Podrick has a touch of diarrhea. I heard him in the bathroom. Then the… Continue Reading
Life Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain Shawshank, February 2, 2026 I really feel bad for Crystal, having to deal with the orange meatwad. He’s a morning cat for sure. Crystal did her best, and barred him from the bedroom. I have no idea what time that was, but minutes after she shut him out of the bedroom, my bladder said no no no. You have… Continue Reading