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Gonna tear up this town like a drunk tornado

Shawshank, July 11, 2026

I’m awake. I woke up about an hour ago, gathered my phone and my vape, and promptly started to doze for another half an hour. Podrick was the perfect gentleman this morning. I think I only heard Crystal pulling him away from the window once this morning. Back to work…

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I’m drunk and I’m ready to leave and you look like you love me

Shawshank, July 10, 2026

It’s finally Friyay! Wait, is it Friyay? I haven’t known what day it is for about a week and a half now. I just checked, it’s Friday. Just today and tomorrow, and I get a whole day off. Then 5 more days to get an entire weekend off. I think…

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Can I bum another one of them cowboy killers?

Shawshank, July 9, 2026

I’m really getting tired of waking up groggy. I’m thinking it’s the Advil. I can’t wait until my mouth isn’t hurting anymore, and I don’t have to take them again for a while. I crashed out pretty quick last night. Then I think I got up twice in the night….

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Like butter on a biscuit, when you kiss me, I just melt away

Shawshank, July 8, 2026

It’s a bright and sunny day out there. I can hear the birds singing. It was a warm warm morning today. It was not a great morning, but with the help of Barbie, and just a couple minutes of a little bit of quiet. I managed to fall back asleep….

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You ain’t seen crazy ’til you seen me all pissed off comin’ down your street

Shawshank, July 7, 2026

Good morning my friends. It’s another beautiful day here in TinyTown. Podrick was an ass this morning, and got Crystal up and out of bed, probably long before the sun came up this morning. Pippin even tried to come up and snuggle me, but Podrick had to insert himself into…

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Paint the ten-point buck that you killed rattle can red, no problem

Shawshank, July 6, 2026

It’s a bright a sunny morning here so far. The warnings about tornados, and thunderstorms are over. Although was up around 2am to get more Advil for my mouth-hole, and face. I think it took a couple minutes for me to fall back asleep. One side of my jaw is…

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