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But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell

Shawshank, July 29, 2026

Good warm morning, my friends. Podrick was a super good boy, and didn’t wake me up. He only walked across my legs once, maybe twice. Still warm here. It gets hot in the afternoons, but the mornings are just warm, and sticky. The humidity is pretty high. I don’t know…

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Feels like the Holy Ghost running through ya

Shawshank, July 28, 2026

Good morning. We were thrust awake by Podrick knocking over a floor fan. So we’re up, and it’s still fucking humid. I can handle the heat, it’s the soup that we’re breathing that, for lack of better words – is bullshit, man. We’ll be heading to BiggerTown today, to get…

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If you’re gonna love me, better love me to the moon and back

Shawshank, July 27, 2026

Here I am. I was up while it was still dark out. It was starting to get to full day light as I drove to work through the fog. yep, I worked the ugly, ugly 5:30-1:30 I’m not feeling all that great today. Crystal tells me with 100% certainty that…

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If you’re gonna have one might as well have two.

Shawshank, July 26, 2026

It seems like only yesterday, I wrote a post. Since I wrote one, just a few hours ago, what the hell do I write now, especially when I’m still booting my brain? U crashed hard last night. I think I was out before Sleep Daddy ™️ even finished the body…

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You ain’t seen crazy ’til you seen me all pissed off comin’ down your street

Shawshank, July 25, 2026

Here I am. Sweating. Work is done for the day. I had to force myself to go back to sleep at 4 am this morning by repeatedly telling myself, listen up idiot, your alarm WILL go off. I managed to fall back asleep, waking quickly at 4:30, then the alarm…

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So, no, I don’t blame you for walkin’ through the door

Shawshank, July 24, 2026

Day 1 of 4 early mornings is done. Up at 4ish. Got to work and started doing real important shit. We sat out Maude at one point shortly after 6 to watch the very fast moving thunderstorm roll past us, which was nice. Until the rain stopped. Now it’s 84°…

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