I hope she’s drinking tonight, she’ll need a ride and I’ll have a Chevy waiting right outside

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I know, I know, it’s not Sunday, but traditionally Sunday are my chores days, and today is a chore day, so goddamn it, I’ll use the tag. You can’t stop me. see, I know you’re try, but I don’t care!

Yesterday actually wasn’t too bad, considering I was working with someone that’s never worked a Sunday, and I think has only worked maybe 6-7 (🤣) shifts before this. The day went relatively quickly, for the most part. And of course, 5:20, the town collectively went “”holy fuck my dudes, I have wasted my entire day, so since the store is only open for another 40 minutes, I need to get me some gas, because I don’t know proper time management, and I am a bad person. But I’ll crack stupid ass jokes that I think are funny to the tired clerks, in a n effort to make them laugh, so I feel better about my inadequacies. But I digress. Me and NewGirl handled it, and within about 30 minutes, we had tamed the beast.

The next 10 minutes flew by. We counted everything. Double counted a couple of things, and then the lights were turned off, and we were on our way. I was going home, I have no idea where NewGirl went with her mom, I’m assuming home.

And that was the Sunday. Today is chore day, and brunch day, which will be happening a little later on. I’ll start chores first.

We didn’t do too much after I got home. I threw a pizza, and garlic bread into the hot box for dinner. We sat down and shoved both in our mouth. For 30 minutes it sounded like two apex predators were feasting on a gazelle that they took down. Cheese and sauce were flying. Afterwards, Crystal couldn’t find her vape, so I let her use mine. I jokingly suggested that Crystal preheat the vape. Then she sucked for a full 10 seconds, and didn’t choke to death. Fuck yeah!

Let’s get this day started.

I always know there’s treasure buried somewhere in the junk

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Good morning my friends! I hope you’re well on this (I think) very cold morning. Perhaps it’s -40 out there. I don’t know. I will consider it sunny, 75°, with just a slight breeze, until it’s proven otherwise.

I didn’t have that bad of a sleep. Lately, I’ve been having trouble falling asleep. I can’t get the volume correct in the first (or sometimes second) try. Then, like last night, I fall asleep when he pauses talking, and as soon as he starts back up again, that’s when I wake up. Even on some of the tried and true Sleep Daddy’s. His voice is relaxing, but after some silence m, or at least just done really soft music, his voice is a little jarring.

Back to work this morning. The all day shift. It’s not bad m, is what I keep telling myself. I don’t mind Sundays. “You open at 10, then you look at the clock and it’s noon. Then you look again, and it’s 3, and that means you start your closing checklists.

Sometimes it works like that, some times you look at the clock after opening at 10, and you work 3 or 4 hours, and then you look at the clock, and it’s 10:15. That’s just how it works out in the grand scheme of things.

So let’s get some more coffee, and a shower coming up soon. Then I’ll almost be ready to greet the day. Fuck yeah, everyone! It’s the lords day!

Stronger than a couple hundred bottles of Johnny Red

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Here I am, fam. It’s ya boy. Yeah I was up early today. Opening shift at the shop. It was very slow at the beginning, but TinyTown slowly woke up and needed to buy shit.

So we sold the shit.

And they were happy with that.

Other than that, I went over to Shady Acres, brought in wood pellets, cleaned the stove. Then I went back upstairs and fixed their Netflix for them, and made sure it’s working, and told my parents that if needed I could drive my dad to CapitalCity if he needs me to so he can get chemo.

Back to work tomorrow. Technically only an hour longer than today, but open to close feels a hell of a lot longer. Probably because I have to both opening and closing paperwork.

Good times.

Now to find replacement shoes. Because I’m old.

There’s a real good chance that I’m gonna burn the whole town down

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It’s day light here again. That means Podrick is awake and being an asshole. I was first woken up around 5am, with my brain trying to identify the sounds I was hearing. Once I figured out what he was doing, I was able to get back to sleep. I dozed for about another 40 or so minutes through his shenanigans, or at least tried to.

So we got up, and I got the lights on, and the coffee going. The cats have been fed. Podrick is lounging on the shelf in front of the big window. Pippin is still in the bedroom dining on the bed.

It was supposed to snow here yesterday. We were expecting like 5-6”. But nothing really accumulated. It was much too windy, and the snow, when it started, was like just about 2 hours late, so of course nothing really landed. A customer was saying about an hour and a half south, they got about a foot of snow.

Back to work again this afternoon. And I’m opening tomorrow, so I have to set my alarm right now, so I don’t forget. There, the alarm is set. Everybody’s working for the weekend. Me? I’m working for Monday. That’s my next day off.

Moar coffee please.

Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain

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Good morning everyone. It was a bit of a morning. I would’ve been able to sleep a little better, if my nose was unstuffed. Oh, and answer me this: why does everything feel so much hotter when you’re in bed, and then you get out of bed, and you’re bundled up, because it’s so freakin cold in the house?

But I digress.

Podrick was up at his normal time this morning. I ended up taking a soda cap away from him. I don’t care if he plays with one in the morning, but why does he have to play with one 6-8 feet from by ear holes? I snatched that shit away from him quick-fast. Then he just found something else to play with.

I’m trying to navigate Podrick playing with something, and a Sleep Daddy, that was starting to annoy me, I tried a couple different ones, and finally just said fuck it, and just landed on one, and hoped that I could sleep, even just for 20 minutes. I dozed on and off, all while trying to find a comfortable position that I could still breathe in, AND that wasn’t holy fuck it’s hot, vs. why is it so cold? I would just find the perfect spot, then a blanket would fall over my face, or my nose would plug, etc, etc.

Back to work this afternoon. I’m working through the weekend again as we’re a little short handed. But either way, the weekend is gonna be a good one. There’s snow in the forecast today; 5-6 inches or so. But wait, after it snows, it’s supposed to get windy. So what was the point of it snowing.

I need more coffee.