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In the spur of the moment, some other boots could buy me a beer

Shawshank, May 24, 2026

The hallway looks like it was a Tom Jones concert – “woo-woo boys” underwear strewn about. I checked, and I’m pretty sure that they’re not mine. Both cats were pretty good this morning. I believe I was used as a pommel horse just once, and that was just lucky timing. Otherwise, my legs were just…

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If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough

Shawshank, May 23, 2026

The alarm scared the shit out of me this morning at 5am. But I got up anyways, and shooed the kitties out of the bedroom so I could lock Crystal in, and the cats wouldn’t bother her. (Too much) I get up, turn the coffee on, and get dressed. Podrick is sitting very still looking…

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I guess it’s probably time I say somethin’ ’bout those eyes

Shawshank, May 22, 2026

It’s a chilly and gray day out there. I believe it’s supposed to rain all day. But but but but the faaaaaarmers neeeeed the moisture. (that’s usually people’s go to rebuttal when complaining about the weather) I’m pretty sure the farmers right now simply want to get the seed into the ground before it rains.…

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So if I ever tried to quit you, I wouldn’t be able I’d be addicted, hell, I’d be hooked

Shawshank, May 21, 2026

The Beautiful One (and Podrick) let me sleep in a little bit this morning. Even Pippin came up and tried to get comfortable on my arm. She couldn’t get as comfortable as she wanted, so she left. I am truly thankful for Crystal laying there bored, while I sleep, probably snoring in her face. I…

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Brenda, put your bra on, there’s trouble next door

Shawshank, May 20, 2026

It’s Wednesday. Right? Yes. Yes, it’s Wednesday. We’re awake. A little bit of chaos this morning as Podrick knew that I had to get up, so he was being 100% Podrick this morning. The toy he didn’t touch at all yesterday, was being played with this morning. Food has been given this morning. Podrick has…

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You know there ain’t no wrong way to drive my crazy crazy

Shawshank, May 19, 2026

All the motherfucking snow is gone. Woohoo! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Hopefully that’s the last time I see snow for at least 3 months please. I don’t want to see it. I have the back door open and the kitchen window wide open. It’s nice not to have to wear a sweater when…

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