There’s no way to take this easy hear her say, “Who is Johnny?”

It looks like it rained for part of the night. It’s damp outside. I slept ok last night. Allergies are just being allergies. I couldn’t breath through my nose. I was up around 5:30, and every couple of minutes after that. I think I actually got up around 6 to go to the bathroom, then back into bed. I was wicked cold after going to the bathroom.

I think I just dozed really after that. I tried not to “spider monkey” on Crystal, because I could’ve swore that she told me to get away in the night, because she was too hot. I don’t know if it was a dream or if she actually spoke. It’s one of life’s mysteries I guess. We’ll probably never know.

It’s a lazy day here. I have no interest in doing anything out of the ordinary today. Just brunch and snuggles for a while. I gotta try and wake up. But yeah, I don’t have anything I actually need to do. So it’ll be a quiet day.

I got back to work tomorrow.

Yay.

I don’t know if it’s true but I feel like I annoyed Crystal in the night. I’m thinking that she did tell me to get off of her because she was way too hot. If I was spider-monkeying all over her, I feel terrible. I always run hot, and I’m like a little fireball in the night. If I had a supervillain name it would probably be “Night-sweats” and that’s Crystal’s weakness in the middle of the night.

I need a supervillain costume.

So today while I’m making brunch, I’ll make hers extra special to make up for basically smothering her in the night with my ambient body temp.

I don’t know how to turn it off.

Time to refill the coffee, but I have a problem: