You ain’t seen crazy ’til you seen me all pissed off comin’ down your street

It’s pizza night!

But before I gets the pizza, I have to do the works.

Yep, it’s the long shift today. Well it feels long, but it’s only 3/4 of an hour longer than our regular shifts. And, it’s beautiful out – bright and sunny, which is a change from the last couple of days. I can hear some birds singing. I heard one caw from our crows before I was pulled back under that blanket of sleep.

My co-worker (little napoleon) yesterday said, “don’t worry Shawshank, I’m locked today. We’re getting out quick tonight. You see he’s training to be a keyholder. I said don’t worry about speed, just make sure you nail all the steps. He assured me, that because he had all the paperwork ready to go, he was going to get us out fast. I again said it doesn’t matter how long it takes.

He cheated a little bit, and eventually it will bite him in the ass – some of the lesser important paperwork got filled out and completed an hour too early. I just rolled my eyes. he’ll learn the hard way.

And I’ll be there to say I told you so.

Not really.

I’ll support the little shit. 🤣