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I’m hell on heels, baby, I’m comin’ for you

Shawshank, February 5, 2026

Podrick woke me up early. But he was all to blame for that. I was warm, then cold, then warm again. Plus I couldn’t breathe through my nose. Podrick is just being Podrick. But, yeah, it’s fucking annoying to consistently either wake up, or be woken up by the orange…

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When I’m drinking doubles, I’m nothing but trouble

Shawshank, February 4, 2026

I woke to Hans Zimmer. That’s not sleep daddy. I tried to change the music back to sleep daddy. Then my alarm went off. So I roll out of bed, and start my day. Podrick is already doing Podrick things. Also Podrick has a touch of diarrhea. I heard him…

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Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain

Shawshank, February 2, 2026

I really feel bad for Crystal, having to deal with the orange meatwad. He’s a morning cat for sure. Crystal did her best, and barred him from the bedroom. I have no idea what time that was, but minutes after she shut him out of the bedroom, my bladder said…

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Hoping it’ll take me just a little farther down the line

Shawshank, January 26, 2026

Back to work this morning. Mid shift today. So of course I’m up early because, I had an alarm set. My body loves to wake up hours before the alarm goes off, to fucking make sure I’m awake. Always hours before the alarm. This time, it started at 4am. Then…

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I’ll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas

Shawshank, January 19, 2026

Podrick was pure Podrick this morning. With that, I also had a very stuffed nose. Plus the bed was very very warm. So now, on my first of two days off, I rolled out of bed at 6:30. Needless to say, I’m really not impressed with Pod this morning. I’ve…

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All I really gotta do is live and die

Shawshank, January 18, 2026

Morning everyone. Yeah, we’re up a little early. Well, I’m up a little early. I’m pretty sure Podrick has be poking Crystal for at least 3 hours this morning. That’s like poking a bear. I feel wicked bad for The Beautiful One. It sucks really a lot when you can’t…

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