Somebody had to set a bad example teach all the prim and propers what not to do

Good morning my friends. I hope y’all are staying classy, because all y’all are classy bitches. We’re up, and out of bed a little early this fine Friyay morning: Podrick.

‘Nuff said.

Plus, in addition to Podrick, it was wicked warm in the bed, and I’m still all stuffed up. So there’s that. So we got up, the coffee is brewed, and the news is on. And this morning, I’m really enjoying the comma. But, you ask, what about the Oxford Comma?

But it’s time to drag myself out and start the wake up process. I don’t have a lot to say this morning, because I still have 3 shifts before my days off. Sadly, I won’t be able to watch Elimination Chamber tomorrow live. I’ll have to watch it Sunday night.

I need more coffee. It’s Friyay. It’s cold. It’s dark. Let’s fucking party!