I hope she’s drinking tonight, she’ll need a ride and I’ll have a Chevy waiting right outside Shawshank, March 16, 2026 I know, I know, it’s not Sunday, but traditionally Sunday are my chores days, and today is a chore day, so goddamn it, I’ll use the tag. You can’t stop me. see, I know you’re try, but I don’t care! Yesterday actually wasn’t too bad, considering I was working with someone that’s never worked a Sunday, and I think has only worked maybe 6-7 (🤣) shifts before this. The day went relatively quickly, for the most part. And of course, 5:20, the town collectively went “”holy fuck my dudes, I have wasted my entire day, so since the store is only open for another 40 minutes, I need to get me some gas, because I don’t know proper time management, and I am a bad person. But I’ll crack stupid ass jokes that I think are funny to the tired clerks, in a n effort to make them laugh, so I feel better about my inadequacies. But I digress. Me and NewGirl handled it, and within about 30 minutes, we had tamed the beast. The next 10 minutes flew by. We counted everything. Double counted a couple of things, and then the lights were turned off, and we were on our way. I was going home, I have no idea where NewGirl went with her mom, I’m assuming home. And that was the Sunday. Today is chore day, and brunch day, which will be happening a little later on. I’ll start chores first. We didn’t do too much after I got home. I threw a pizza, and garlic bread into the hot box for dinner. We sat down and shoved both in our mouth. For 30 minutes it sounded like two apex predators were feasting on a gazelle that they took down. Cheese and sauce were flying. Afterwards, Crystal couldn’t find her vape, so I let her use mine. I jokingly suggested that Crystal preheat the vape. Then she sucked for a full 10 seconds, and didn’t choke to death. Fuck yeah! Let’s get this day started. Life blogbloggerchore daycoffeejournallazy Sundaymorningspersonal blogTinyTownup early
Life Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! October 11, 2021 Good morning. Happy Thanksgiving. Shady Acres celebrated yesterday, as my dad is working today. We had ham, and homemade scalloped potatoes and green been casserole. Yum! I had a pretty good sleep last night, I got up once, and the wind woke me up once as well. But other than… Read More
Life Under and beneath the longest unzipping of my life April 10, 2025 Good morning y’all. It’s bright and sunny, and Pippin has kitty tv. She was already sitting on her table when I stumbled out of bed. She’s currently tracking a couple of birds out in the back 40. She’s chirping and telling Crystal all about it. It looks like it’ll be… Read More
Life The thing about a small town, word’s gonna get around April 29, 2026 It’s now the middle of the week. Podrick was being Podrick this morning. But, 6:30 is a lot better than 4:30-5, so I’ll take it. He only got me out of bed (and I think deep down, he knows it’ll get me out of bed), because he was playing on… Read More