Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer

Good morning! Happy Saturday! Today is the first day in about a month or maybe more, that I actually slept through the night. All night.

Today, we were supposed to go in to SlightlyBiggerTown to pick up wood pellets for the stove by my dad came home last night saying change of plan were going to go Sunday. Great. The original plan was we were supposed to go Friday. If we followed that plan, the pellets would’ve already been here…

So I slept through the night and didn’t fall asleep at a crazy hour, and I read some more of Ship of Theseus. I made it to the interlude and decided to go to sleep. I’m really enjoying it, even though I’m still confused. I think I’ll keep it. Haha

But I do have another “what did Shawshank watch on VHS this time?” It’s a classic, and very well known, and quotable, so I’m going to make this a little more difficult for y’all. Only 2 pictures. Even though I took 5 and uploaded 4. You guys only get two. Good luck, may the odds ever be in your favour!

Do you know? Have a guess? Put em in the comments!

Take life from tomorrow, cause I’ve burned out today

Good morning! Here’s a coffee cup salute to everyone! We made it to Friday! I knew we would!now y’all just have to make it through the shift with out beating anyone to death with a spatula. It’s gonna be hard, but I know that you can do it. You gotta have faith, playa!

I had a pretty good sleep. One dream in particular, waking me up, because I was annoyed. Lol. Crystal and I went out to eat. It was a place we’ve been to before, but everything changed about the place. It turned in to a shitshow. We ordered, they gave us extra fried fish which we didn’t order. Then they lost our order. Then we got up to dance I think, and they gave away our table. Dream me lost it. Then we were at a wedding and we were all supposed to get money, but it was only the rich people that got the money while the normal people like us got nothing.

Ok let’s play another round of “what did Shawshank watch on VHS this time?” This one should be easy, if you have any taste in cinematic genius.

Now, if you can’t figure it out with those two pictures I don’t know if we should continue being friends. But I’d understand if you didn’t, but I’d also say you need to watch this movie. It’s a great popcorn flick, full of mindless fun, and cheese! But if you need one more hint, I’ve got you fam. Here’s the last pictures, and it’s a doozy!

Happy Friday!

Down by the river in the full moonlight

Awake! It’s almost Pre-Friday. Almost. You can make it. One of the talking heads on the local news is talking about the NFL and opening day. This guy is a moron. He’s talking about how good the Cowboys are gonna be.

The. Cowboys.

I’ll let that sink in.

America’s Team.

I’ll still root for the Patriots. I’ve rooted for them for 20 years. Most of that time, they’ve had rebuilding years. This year will be the biggest one they’ll have. No Tom Brady. It’s gonna be different for sure.

Ok let’s stop talking about SportsBall.

I have an announcement;

I’m wearing jogging pants. And plan to go out in public wearing them later. Public. I don’t think I’ll ever take them off. Ever.

Ever.

Yesterday, we drove to SlightlyBiggerTown to do some grocery shopping. I ran over to the local second hand store. Hoping, and dreaming (literally, I had a dream about this), that is find the Twilight Saga. Spoiler alert – I didn’t, but I did find The Hunger Games, and Pet Cemetery.

I started to read it last night. It’s like totally NOT scary at all. I mean the first 5 or 6 chapters are normal. The dude is drinking beer with his neighbour across the road. I keep you updated.

I don’t wanna miss you like this

Worst. Sleep. Ever. I was so stuffed up. I couldn’t breathe, except through my mouth. I just want to take a pencil to my sinuses, and stab them until they drain. Add on to that by tossing and turning all night, because I couldn’t breathe. Then I was hot. Then I was cold. Then I had to pee. I woke up this morning with one of my blankets in a literal ball on top of me.

So yeah. Coffee is needed right now, considering I have about 10 minutes before my gramma gets up, and exclaims oh it looks likes it going to be a nice day today! No gramma, it’s -3 right now, it’s not going to be a nice day. It’s cold and windy and I want to be sleeping. But I can’t so I’m up. I have a headaches and I’m going to be grouchy most of the day.

The actual answer I give her; yes it looks nice out there. Yes, I had a pretty good sleep, how about you? Oh that’s good, I’m glad you had a good sleep.

Last night, while waiting for Crystal to finish with her Poi, and then finishing her phone call with her mom, I decided to hook up the TV to the VHS player. It took a bit of time because I was trying to hook it through the switch that also hooks up the PS2, Xbox, N64, and the GameCube. That failed last night, and I have no remotes for the TV or VCR, but I managed to get it to work.

Ugh. Standard Definition.

So my next challenge I think will be to try and hook up the gaming systems. But later. It’s coffee time. later we’ll be going into SlightBiggerTown to do some grocery shopping. That that’s also later. I can hear my grandmother moving down the hall.

It’s show time!

Magic, madness, heaven, sin

It’s Tuesday. Yay. Only four more days until the weekend. You can make it. Excuse me for a second, I need to make some coffee. While I do that, practice your “this is gonna suck” smile. Get a pocket mirror. Practice. I’ll be right back.

I’m back. How’s that smile coming? Good, keep practicing. What’s the temp out there, you ask? Well, snuggle up! It’s currently -3c. And it feels like -7c out there. Yeah and the friggin birds are chirping out there.

I get to clean the basement this week, I’m sure I’ll have it done in a couple of hours. I’ve already told my dad I wouldn’t throw anything out unless he tells me too. That includes the bookcase full of VHS tapes, and that Sony MAVICA.

Got that smile ready? Let’s see it!

Perfect.

(How many teeth does she have jammed into her head?)