Yep, I started playing the new Zelda game. It’s awesome. I’ll be playing it again before work today as well.
But coffee first for sure.
Happy Friday everyone! One more shift, then the weekend!
Tag: breath of the wild
Tears of the Kingdom… again?!
Yep here we are again, talk talk talkin about Tears of the Kingdom. We’ve still been playing most evenings for at least a couple of hours for me. And I think a couple days a week for a few hours for Crystal. She’s almost mapped out the entire depths, which is freakin awesome.
Me, I haven’t done too much in the depths. It’s dark, and there’s Gloom everywhere. And with the gloom you can only travel certain ways to get to where you want to go. I don’t really like that, but I know eventually, I’m going to have to get over myself and get the heck underground.
Don’t even get me started on the skylands either. There’s so much I need to do still. But lately, I’ve been on a side adventure, and mini quest kick. They’re fun.
Yiga baby! 
Play Freebird!
I did do one think of note. I managed to figure out the wind shrine over Rito Village. I couldn’t figure out how to start the turbines, but I quickly googled it, and soon as I read how to do it, I closed the tab.
After I had read that, the first part of the shrine was a cake walk. The boss wasn’t even too terribly difficult. I used the wrong type of weapon on them, when after the fact I read to use a totally different fused part. Oh well, all finished. I guess three Devine beasts/SAGES to go.
So yeah, I saved the village, and they’re totes happy, and like in Lurelin Village – I’m revered as a god. I get everything for free when I travel to Hyrule’s vacation resort. Except the Rito‘s are cheap bastards. Not even a discount or anything there. That’s ok. I’m sure they have a few side quests for me.
I also was on a mission from god – to put the band back together. I wouldn’t call the Stable Trotters the next Blues Brothers, as I think they only know one song – the stable theme. It’s cool though, they’re like a shitty garage band. When they come out with the next single, Link can totally go hipster on everyone.
Last night I quickly finished off another side quest, and got the final piece of Yiga armour. It looks pretty awesome, and I don’t have to worry about the random Yiga bastards wandering around all over the place.
First impressions: Tears of the Kingdom
So, I started TotK this morning. It’s massively huge. it took me about 4 or maybe 5 hours to get out of the hell that was the starting area. Don’t get me wrong, it was a really nice starting area, but a couple of things stuck out that were bothering me.
1. You wake up, and get the usually welcome back talk. You are provided with pants. Just pants. I was second guessing my exploring skills thinking that I missed the shirt. I was actually going to restart this morning, because I wanted to find the shirt.
2. I know BotW was spread out in the beginning, but there was a lot more … life out there. This “sky-island” (which shall henceforth be known as a “sky-land”) was pretty empty.
3. After you *think* you’re just about done, they pull a fast one, and then tell you that there’s just one more shrine – across the map. Thankfully they then show you how to warp back to where you started, and then make you search for the damn thing lol
Then finally you can leave the starting area. I think think that I’ve died so many times, just starting out.
Then as I’m plummeting to my sure death, my mind tells me, you missed a major item. You didn’t find the paraglider. So I’m freaking out as I’m falling to my death. I ended up aiming for a lake so, I can live. Which put me miles away from where the little yellow dot is telling me to go.
Contrary to what I just wrote, I am having fun, and I probably could’ve stayed in the starting area for a few more hours to try and find more things of interest.
I can’t wait to play more tomorrow. Crystal is playing right now, and I’m gonna try and help her as much as I can.
I need to start killing monsters and such. I just came from BotW with over 30k in rupees, and now I’m completely broke again!
I did it. I got off the pot?
No, not that pot. I got off the video game pot, and completed BotW. Yes, that’s right, I BEAT MY FIRST EVER VIDEO GAME. Next up, getting paid to stream playing games on twitch. I need a gaming chair, a headband, and an energy drink sponsor. It took about an hour and a half for the two battles.
Probably closer to 2 hours, by just minutes. The first one was wicked intense, but finally, I managed to get through it. Half of it was my kinda game – brute force and ignorance, the other half is all Crystal. Strategy, and cunning. The second battle was a lot tougher. But you don’t want my review of a game that came out in 2017. And if you’ve been on my site for any length of time, you know I’m not a wordsmith. You’re here for the pictures.
So here you go!
Time to shit, or get off the pot
As the title says, it’s time. I defeated all the divine beasts. I have 20 shrines left to go. I have pretty much most of the side quests complete, no more shrine quests left. There’s not a lot left. I’ve been wasting time just wandering around under the guise of “exploring”. I don’t think I’ll ever find all 900+ Korok seeds – I think I’ve found about 110ish.
I’ve been putting off heading back to Hyrule castle. Putting it off, because it’s pretty much the unknown. I spent about 2-3 hours in the castle, before starting to just wander around in circles. Getting lost, and the repetitive music annoyed me, so I warped out.
Then wandered.
The first couple of days of wandering was pretty good, I finished up a bunch of side quests. Then it just went to I’m just going to “explore”. That was good for a couple of days, but now, I think I’m ready.
I think.
When I boot it up today, I’m going to prep – make some food, and get some ancient arrows, but mostly food. I’m wicked nervous.
This morning, I started the search for easiest way to get to Ganon, not the fastest way, but easiest – the castle is such a maze. It’s very easy to get turned around. The 3D map is terrible.
If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know. I need all the help I can get.
