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I did it. I got off the pot?

Shawshank, April 24, 2023April 24, 2023

No, not that pot. I got off the video game pot, and completed BotW. Yes, that’s right, I BEAT MY FIRST EVER VIDEO GAME. Next up, getting paid to stream playing games on twitch. I need a gaming chair, a headband, and an energy drink sponsor. It took about an hour and a half for the two battles.

Probably closer to 2 hours, by just minutes. The first one was wicked intense, but finally, I managed to get through it. Half of it was my kinda game – brute force and ignorance, the other half is all Crystal. Strategy, and cunning. The second battle was a lot tougher. But you don’t want my review of a game that came out in 2017. And if you’ve been on my site for any length of time, you know I’m not a wordsmith. You’re here for the pictures.

So here you go!

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  1. crystal says:
    April 25, 2023 at 09:13

    Hello, people. We’ve hit the real start of the week, Tuesday. The forecast for the day is sunny and warmer, which is great. Maybe, with the a little luck and (a lot of) effort, I’ll fucking go outside for some spin time.

    I was wrong about yesterday. My plan to stay in jammies was foiled around brunch time, when I remembered that we had dinner plans with his parents. I assumed a human form while Shawshank beat BotW. When I finished, he handed the controller to me and I played for a bit. At some point, I even put on clothes.

    The local Lions Club put on a fish fry dinner last night. Shawshank‘s mom texted a few times, keeping us up to date on what time to pick her up. The food was decent, and I ate a lot of fries. We chatted with someone local for a little while, which meant I had to flub my way through my favorite small talk question, “What are you doing with yourself all day?” I think aside from the recent Ukranian refugees, his family is probably the newest in town, and they’ve been here for 8 years now. I think I could recognize maybe 3 residents, and I feel like I’m the town oddity. At one point I asked Shawshank to grab me a drink when he went because I didn’t want to have to talk to people- a major risk if I went up on my own.

    Shawshank is back at work today. I’m going to condition my hair this morning, so it can dry all day. I’m going to assume a human form and get the sewing machine running.

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