Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy

Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact.

Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made an executive decision for dinner tonight. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum.

I get home, and Crystal isn’t playing her usual game. She’s playing Tears of the Kingdom! She’s always liked exploring, and she never got the whole map opened up, so that’s what she’s doing. And kicking ass and taking names.

Ok, I got Chaucer on my lap, so I’m gonna sign off peace out, bitches!

I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu

Here I am. Trying to get my eyes to focus. Allergies are running wild in my face. I would like it very much to stop. It really sucks. One side of my face is swollen and my eye is just leaking.

It’ll stop eventually. So I apologize for any mistakes. It’s hard to focus on the small words on my phone screen. But that’s ok. I’ll post and relax.

There are no plans for the day. Other than probably heading to the second hand store here in town. To look for our junk as Crystal calls it. Then for dinner I’ll make some wings for myself and some yummy nugs for Crystal.

So I hope all y’all have a great day. I’m gonna try as well! Moar coffee!

There’s no way to take this easy hear her say, “Who is Johnny?”

It looks like it rained for part of the night. It’s damp outside. I slept ok last night. Allergies are just being allergies. I couldn’t breath through my nose. I was up around 5:30, and every couple of minutes after that. I think I actually got up around 6 to go to the bathroom, then back into bed. I was wicked cold after going to the bathroom.

I think I just dozed really after that. I tried not to “spider monkey” on Crystal, because I could’ve swore that she told me to get away in the night, because she was too hot. I don’t know if it was a dream or if she actually spoke. It’s one of life’s mysteries I guess. We’ll probably never know.

It’s a lazy day here. I have no interest in doing anything out of the ordinary today. Just brunch and snuggles for a while. I gotta try and wake up. But yeah, I don’t have anything I actually need to do. So it’ll be a quiet day.

I got back to work tomorrow.

Yay.

I don’t know if it’s true but I feel like I annoyed Crystal in the night. I’m thinking that she did tell me to get off of her because she was way too hot. If I was spider-monkeying all over her, I feel terrible. I always run hot, and I’m like a little fireball in the night. If I had a supervillain name it would probably be “Night-sweats” and that’s Crystal’s weakness in the middle of the night.

I need a supervillain costume.

So today while I’m making brunch, I’ll make hers extra special to make up for basically smothering her in the night with my ambient body temp.

I don’t know how to turn it off.

Time to refill the coffee, but I have a problem:

They must be cold.

<insert song lyrics here>

I’m awake. I’m not feeling all that great. I didn’t sleep all that great last night. It was way too hot. I think I was just in a light sleep all night.

The heat is supposed to last until Friday. That’s a long way away. I feel terrible, but I feel worse for the kitties. It’s a scorcher out there and it’s only 7ish.

Yesterday was a good but long ass day. We left the Flat at 8, and didn’t get home until have 6. Thankfully we had eaten dinner so I could just drop on to the couch and do absolutely nothing.

I have to finish getting dressed, and start the day. Happy Tuesday. I hope y’all are safe.