Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy Shawshank, September 18, 2024 Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact. Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made an executive decision for dinner tonight. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum. I get home, and Crystal isn’t playing her usual game. She’s playing Tears of the Kingdom! She’s always liked exploring, and she never got the whole map opened up, so that’s what she’s doing. And kicking ass and taking names. Ok, I got Chaucer on my lap, so I’m gonna sign off peace out, bitches! Life allergiesblogbloggerchore daycoffeejournalmorningsTinyTown
Life Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking ’bout tomorrow August 7, 2023 Well, it totally felt like as soon as my head hit the pillow, the alarm was going off. It was an ok day yesterday. Crystal wasn’t feeling too well, so I texted my mom saying that we wouldn’t be coming over. I ran up to the gas station to grab… Read More
Life We’ll be fallin’ in love in the middle of the nightJust movin’ slow August 15, 2021 Good morning! Happy Sunday! Are y’all ready to get your chores on? I am. Mostly, I’ll get some coffee in me before I start anything. I do want to get my chores done before it really gets hot out. Nothing like cleaning and sweating. I don’t like it, so I’ll… Read More
Life Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me August 25, 2025 Fuck I was up early – even before the alarm went off. My eyes opened at 4am. My sleep mask, gone, I rolled out of bed as quietly as possible. I got up and fed Pippin and Podrick, standing beside them as they ate. When Pippin was done, I gave… Read More