Boil them, bake them, shake-and-bake them nibble on their heads and make them oooey, gooey, rich and chewy Shawshank, September 18, 2024 Hey internet fam, it’s ya boy, Shawshank. I’m home from work. I survived. Barely. My allergies are in full force today. My nose won’t stop running today. Yes, I’ve taken my allergy pills. Twice in fact. Either way, I’m home. Crystal isn’t feeling all that great today, so I made an executive decision for dinner tonight. Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. Yum. I get home, and Crystal isn’t playing her usual game. She’s playing Tears of the Kingdom! She’s always liked exploring, and she never got the whole map opened up, so that’s what she’s doing. And kicking ass and taking names. Ok, I got Chaucer on my lap, so I’m gonna sign off peace out, bitches! Life allergiesblogbloggerchore daycoffeejournalmorningsTinyTown
Life Revved up like a deuceAnother runner in the night March 7, 2021 Good morning, the coffee is brewing, and I’m up and dressed. Ready to greet the day. It’s grey and very windy outside. Today my mom and gramma and I are heading to BiggerTown to hit up a Walmart as my mom needs cat food and cat litter. It’s cheaper to… Read More
Life I don’t want your maggoty fish they’re no good for winter June 5, 2022 Happy Sunday, mein friends! It’s a beautiful day outside, even if it’s just a little breezy out. Looks like it’ll be a nice day here in TinyTown. The town hasn’t woken up yet, as I hear no lawn mowers yet. Sundays here are quiet. Wait, I’m lying. Most days are… Read More
Life Do you think some people… do you think that there’s some people that aren’t really… that are actually robots, living among us? January 13, 2024 Oh, hello there. How long have you been waiting for us to get up and start to post and move around? Are you stalking us? Creepy. You’re a creep! That’s ok. For your personal information, we’re awake and moving around. Pippin is happily on my lap, and Chaucer is staring… Read More