Hey you, always on the run gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun

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Good morning party people! We’re all awake here. I tried to sleep just a little longer, but my mistake was having to get up and use the bathroom. That was the mistake – Podrick was in his element. He tried to jump up into the toilet when I lifted the lid. He got shut down and ran away.

I did my business and climbed back into bed to try and sleep for another hour. I couldn’t. I was already awake, and Podrick thought that it was time to get up. He knocked my deodorant down off the bathroom organizer, and let it slide across the floor, so I got up and we started our day. He really tried to be quiet, all of his toys were spread out from the living room, almost all the way to the back door.

Back to work this afternoon. It does look like it’ll be a nice day today. The sun is shining, and I’ve heard some birds singing out there. It does look a little breezy, but we’ve been dealing with wind for a couple of weeks, what’s another day?

If I crash on the couch, can I sleep in my clothes

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Here I am, fresh off the opening shift. It was slow, and gray, and chilly. Thankfully, the sun has come out and the wind is slowly dying down. I was up at the ass-crack of dawn to make it into work for 5:30. BossLady is very sick, and carried her puke bucket around as she did her manager shit.

When a co-worker came in at 8, BossLady took off to probably die, but hopefully just resting and recovering. Maybe it was just a 24 hour bug, but since I’m not a doctor, I’m sure we’ll never know.

Now I’m home. I brought pizza for dinner. Nothing else planned for the day WWE Raw is tonight. So we’ll probably watch that, and make fun of the wrestlers.

‘Cause they love him in London and Paris and Tokyo America, Scotland and Canada and Mexico

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Good gray morning. It’s gray and it’s been rainy, and windy. It’s supposed to be like this all day. I feel bad, it’s grad weekend. No grad parade yesterday. There was tonnes of wind, and it threatened to rain for the day.

Didn’t really do too much when I got home. I closed up some windows, as the wind was coming right in, and it was a chilly wind. Crystal was playing Balatro on the couch. So I figured today is a good day to play Balatro, and I started to play. It did not go well. I couldn’t make it out of the first couple blinds. I put my phone down. 5 minutes later, I tried again. It was a little better. Then it sucked, but I tried again, and got a couple good Jokers. And of course, I was surprised when I won.

After Balatro, it was dinner time. Crystal was first, working up her world famous Brussels Sprouts. She got the cut up, oiled, and seasoned. I put them in the oven, and we sat down just as the newest pay-per-view from the WWE – Money in the Bank. It wasn’t too bad. 3 hour PPV, and only 4 or 5 matches. And the first match out of the gate was the woman’s ladder match. I think by far the best match of the night. It was good, but so many ads. So many.

It was a nice relaxing evening. We laughed at the wrestlers and made up scenarios that we’d think the wrestlers would do.

Let me tell you Podrick has been really good in the mornings (and I just jinxed it), and is usually in bed snuggling The Beautiful One as she has her sensory amplifier pulled up over her head. It’s not the cotton dome, as that protects against outside attacks from Pod, it’s not designed to repel attacks from inside. I think her technology is more advanced than mine.

Rare opening shift tomorrow. Up at the ass crack of dawn. But let’s just concentrate on today – chores and Shady Acres.

Do you believe in Joe Hendry?

I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire

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Hey hey, bitches. It’s ya boi, Shawshank. Fresh off a 7 hour shift with GenAlpha. It was a slow, but steady morning. It’s grad weekend, so it just started to get busy as I was leaving – all my morning tasks complete.

The cats, are well, fucking cats today. I had to deal with GenAlpha all morning, now I have to deal with this cats tearing up the place. It was nice when I woke up, Podrick snuggled against me as Pippin slept on the toilet organizer.

They “snuggled”

Home now. Relaxing for a while, some tube steaks in the pot on the stove. Tonight, Money in the Bank WWE pay-per-view. It’s mindless, and Crystal and I make fun of the wrestlers.