I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire

Hey hey, bitches. It’s ya boi, Shawshank. Fresh off a 7 hour shift with GenAlpha. It was a slow, but steady morning. It’s grad weekend, so it just started to get busy as I was leaving – all my morning tasks complete.

The cats, are well, fucking cats today. I had to deal with GenAlpha all morning, now I have to deal with this cats tearing up the place. It was nice when I woke up, Podrick snuggled against me as Pippin slept on the toilet organizer.

Home now. Relaxing for a while, some tube steaks in the pot on the stove. Tonight, Money in the Bank WWE pay-per-view. It’s mindless, and Crystal and I make fun of the wrestlers.