Good morning. Podrick was being Podrick, so I kicked him out of the bedroom. Then I felt a cat jump on the bed. I didn’t really look when I kicked him out of the bedroom. So there was pretty much at 95% chance that he just doubled back and snuck back into the room before…
Morning everyone. Even sleep daddy, or for some reason cornfield chase, couldn’t even keep me asleep with the external sounds coming from the bedroom door. Podrick. It was an amazing sleep until Podrick decided that it should be time to dig, and play with charging cables. So Crystal did the right thing, and banished Podrick…
I really feel bad for Crystal, having to deal with the orange meatwad. He’s a morning cat for sure. Crystal did her best, and barred him from the bedroom. I have no idea what time that was, but minutes after she shut him out of the bedroom, my bladder said no no no. You have…
If it’s a day that ends in a Y, that means Podrick is pushing either mine or Crystal’s buttons. Also, the little orange meatball can find the strength to launch his rotund body repeatedly at the door knob. HE CAN OPEN DOORS NOW. Great. It took a hot minute for me to fall asleep last…
I woke to Hans Zimmer. That’s not sleep daddy. I tried to change the music back to sleep daddy. Then my alarm went off. So I roll out of bed, and start my day. Podrick is already doing Podrick things. Also Podrick has a touch of diarrhea. I heard him in the bathroom. Then the…