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Shawshank, February 3, 2026February 3, 2026

If it’s a day that ends in a Y, that means Podrick is pushing either mine or Crystal’s buttons. Also, the little orange meatball can find the strength to launch his rotund body repeatedly at the door knob.

HE CAN OPEN DOORS NOW.

Great.

It took a hot minute for me to fall asleep last night. I remember having to reset the sleep daddy episode to go to the bathroom. Coming back, I climbed back into bed. I passed right out. I woke up hours later, and sleep daddy wasn’t in my ear. I think it was the soundtrack to Interstellar.

I don’t do soundtracks like Crystal does. Ask her what her rankings for like her listening to Game of Thrones. Seriously, go over and make a comment on her site and ask what her YouTube music ranking is for whoever scored Game of Thrones.

I ain’t got nothing else. I think it’s Tuesday. If it is, I work this afternoon. With the “on the ball” coworker. Score!

I’m awesome.

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