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I’m hell on heels, baby, I’m comin’ for you

Shawshank, February 5, 2026

Podrick woke me up early. But he was all to blame for that. I was warm, then cold, then warm again. Plus I couldn’t breathe through my nose. Podrick is just being Podrick. But, yeah, it’s fucking annoying to consistently either wake up, or be woken up by the orange starting off by lumbering over…

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I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers and I’d like to check you for ticks

Shawshank, February 6, 2026

I shouldn’t be awake right. A combination of a stuffed up face, making it difficult to breathe, the bed way to fricken hot, volume either too high or, can only dogs hear it at this point. To the stomach ache that hit me probably around midnight. I was waking up a lot in the night.…

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‘Cause I’d like to see you out in the moonlight I’d like to kiss you way back in the sticks

Shawshank, February 7, 2026

Thanks to the medication I’m on now, I’m pretty sure I saved my job. Long story short, the kids switched shifts, and then the kid that was supposed to open (who closed last night), slept in. I called him and when he picked up, I said two words to him and hung up. “You’re late.”…

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Drink some holy water from a Dixie cup

Shawshank, February 8, 2026

Good morning my friends. It’s cold, it’s dark, it’s a day that ends in a y. Yep that’s right! Podrick is being 100% pure Podrick this morning! Fuck yeah! All sorts of banging and running around this morning. Mostly due to Podrick chasing Pippin all over the place. It’s been a morning so far, I…

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But I’m a third generation bartender and I like livin’ from a tip jar week to week

Shawshank, February 9, 2026

Good and happy Monday morning my friends. Of course it’s dark out there. And windy. It was wicked windy last night. I’ve yet to open the curtains to see how windy it actually is. I don’t even know what the temperature. But it’s probably cold out there. The Patriots lost last night 29-13 It’s a…

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