She’s a rooting tootin’ pistol from the Lone Star state.
Shawshank Well the start of my sleep was amazing. Then I woke up. I refused to look at the time, figuring I would just fall asleep. Not really. Until I heard…
2026
Happy May long!
We will rebuild.
But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell
What the shit is this? It’s goddamn May 17, in the year of our lord, 2026. Why for the love of pop tarts, is it snowing in May? Yesterday, was…
Well, I was down at a local beer joint with a few of the guys
IT NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING SNOWING. seriously, please. just stop snowing. it’s the middle of may. Podrick, other than pulling the living room curtains up two shelves for some freakin…
You know there ain’t no wrong way to drive my crazy crazy
All the motherfucking snow is gone. Woohoo! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Hopefully that’s the last time I see snow for at least 3 months please. I don’t want…