But if I smell like smoke, it’s only ’cause I’ve been through hell

What the shit is this?

It’s goddamn May 17, in the year of our lord, 2026.

Why for the love of pop tarts, is it snowing in May? Yesterday, was haha it’s funny that it snowed in the night. Now, it’s still coming down with huge flakes. And, according to the weather app, it’s supposed to snow all fucking day. Nothing is supposed to stick, but still. It’s like 2 weeks until my birthday. I’ve only had snow on my birthday once, and that was just because of a really long winter, in Yellowknife.

After work yesterday, we drove to SlightlyBiggerTown to pick up some much needed drugs and food. It was actually a really nice drive. Not too bright, or windy either. We were in and out of town in a couple of hours.

Back to work all day today. But awesomely, it’s me and another keyholder, so it should be (knocks on wood) a really nice day. Me and the co-worker get a long pretty good, and actually worked together for most the week.

So let’s get this day started.

WHO WANTS TO MAKE SNOW ANGELS?