Tag: mornings

He lives on my block – and he drives an IROC

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning party people! It’s dark, and looks cold out there. I’m brewing coffee, and I actually beat the pee-recorded weekend morning news show. There’s a show on right now called The Marilyn Denis Show. Quite possibly the most snooze-worth no energy show on the local channel.

Coffees ready!

It should be an ok day today. Short day, and I’ll try and get some inventory stuff online, and also packing up some Christmas stuff. Ain’t no one buy Christmas stuff in January.

I’m ready to greet the day, are you?

What do tigers dreams of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit

Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed

And then were gonna find our best friend Doug
And then were gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug

But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we’re shit outta luck.

Tumble outta bed – and I stumble to the kitchen

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning beautiful people. We made it, happy Friyay. Is Friday, still a Friday when you work on Saturday? I think that’s a question for the ages. It’s like a chicken or the egg.

I passed right out last night. And I don’t think that I moved at all. I’m pretty sure I woke up in the same position as I fell asleep in.

Coffee.

But now I’m awake, and I’m getting ready to greet the day. I don’t want to, I’d rather go back to bed and sleep in. I haven’t slept in since Montreal.

I hope everyone has a really Good Friday, do that workout, get sweaty. Grab that kitty and dance with them to a funny song. They’ll love the attention. I loves you.

They could careless as long as someone will bleed

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What the hell, America? What’s going on? I feel pretty close to you, and what you did is like out of a movie. It’s not cool.

I spent a couple of hours at work, freaking out for the USA yesterday.

I’m not impressed.

Yep, not impressed at all. Y’all need to get your shit together. The world looks up to you. Don’t you realize that? You’re better than this.

Because the drugs never work – they’re gonna give you a smirk

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Good morning, happy Wednesday. It’s the middle of the week. I just woke up, all I want to do is go back to sleep. I had a good solid sleep. I remember being more tossy turny last night than I’ve been the last few nights. It’s ok, it was a pretty good sleep, all things considered.

The BossLady liked Crystal’s inventory management idea, and I was given a high five for it. I get to transfer everything over to the new system. It’s fun building something from the ground up. And it looks so much more professional. It looks grown up.

I’ll work on it a little each day, and it’s gonna be awesome.

I need coffee. I now have coffee.

Time to greet the day. Enjoy your Wednesday everyone.

How do you slow your blood after the body rush?

Posted on by Shawshank

Back to work today. It was a nice, and sometimes long 4 days off. Well, 3.5 days off as I went in for a few hours yesterday.

Had to go to SlightlyBiggerTown to grab some groceries for my mom. I stopped by the newest business there, the local weed store, where my coworker also works. She recommended something to me, and I picked it up. It wasn’t bad. More of a “sink in to the couch”, as opposed to “get hit with a brick and sleep next to the dumpster” feeling that I’m more used to.

I’m at a loss of what else to chit-chat about this morning. I’m still sleepy, and would very much like to sip my coffee for a while.

I hope everyone has a great day. If you’re learning circus tricks, make up your own love, but give it a really serious name; like The Porchengko. Or something like that. If you’re gonna workout today. Use the heaviest of your weights, but lift with your knees! You got today! Make it your bitch!