He lives on my block – and he drives an IROC

Good morning party people! It’s dark, and looks cold out there. I’m brewing coffee, and I actually beat the pee-recorded weekend morning news show. There’s a show on right now called The Marilyn Denis Show. Quite possibly the most snooze-worth no energy show on the local channel.

Coffees ready!

It should be an ok day today. Short day, and I’ll try and get some inventory stuff online, and also packing up some Christmas stuff. Ain’t no one buy Christmas stuff in January.

I’m ready to greet the day, are you?

What do tigers dreams of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit

Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed

And then were gonna find our best friend Doug
And then were gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug

But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we’re shit outta luck.