He lives on my block – and he drives an IROC Shawshank, January 9, 2021 Good morning party people! It’s dark, and looks cold out there. I’m brewing coffee, and I actually beat the pee-recorded weekend morning news show. There’s a show on right now called The Marilyn Denis Show. Quite possibly the most snooze-worth no energy show on the local channel. Coffees ready! It should be an ok day today. Short day, and I’ll try and get some inventory stuff online, and also packing up some Christmas stuff. Ain’t no one buy Christmas stuff in January. I’m ready to greet the day, are you? What do tigers dreams of?When they take a little tiger snoozeDo they dream of mauling zebrasOr Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit Don’t you worry your pretty striped headWere gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed And then were gonna find our best friend DougAnd then were gonna give him a best friend hugDoug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we’re shit outta luck. Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsSaturdayTinyTown
Life I recommend walking around naked in your living room yeah February 8, 2025 Hey hey. It’s tired Shawshank. I was up at the ass crack of dawn today, and got ready for work. Before I knew it, I was at work and on top of the fuel storage to measure how much gas and diesel we have on hand. Literally 100s of litres…. Read More
Life Excuse me can I have the attention of the class for one second March 20, 2022 Can you believe that!? It’s bullshit. BULLSHIT I SAY! Yeah, I’m being mostly silly – they changed all the covers on the Twilight books. Geezy-creezy. I’m still trying to complete the sets I have. But, I was good. I didn’t buy any of them. The trip to Walmart was good…. Read More
Life Six o’clock already I was just in the middle of a dream June 20, 2023 The alarm scared me this morning. We’re awake, and it’s a gray morning out there. It looks like it’s finally rained most of the night. Which is good, we needed the rain here in town. The grass around the area was starting to look pretty dead. Back to work today…. Read More