He lives on my block – and he drives an IROC Shawshank, January 9, 2021 Good morning party people! It’s dark, and looks cold out there. I’m brewing coffee, and I actually beat the pee-recorded weekend morning news show. There’s a show on right now called The Marilyn Denis Show. Quite possibly the most snooze-worth no energy show on the local channel. Coffees ready! It should be an ok day today. Short day, and I’ll try and get some inventory stuff online, and also packing up some Christmas stuff. Ain’t no one buy Christmas stuff in January. I’m ready to greet the day, are you? What do tigers dreams of?When they take a little tiger snoozeDo they dream of mauling zebrasOr Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit Don’t you worry your pretty striped headWere gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed And then were gonna find our best friend DougAnd then were gonna give him a best friend hugDoug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we’re shit outta luck. Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsSaturdayTinyTown
Life Bonne fete du Canada!* July 1, 2025 *the featured image is what Grok assumes that Canadians celebrate like. Don’t be like Grok. Do your research! And of course, celebrate responsibly. Good morning everyone. It’s a bright sunny, and from what I hear, gonna be very warm today. Finally, some warmth. I still bring my hoodie to work, and wear it at the… Read More
Life I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early) July 31, 2023 The alarm scared me this morning when it went off. It roused me from a deep sleep. I only got up once in the night, around 2:30 this morning. I had to get up and pee, after I learned that I can make it into the kitchen without opening my eyes. I got some water,… Read More
Life With a haunting glance, now you’re both in a trance February 17, 2025 Yep, I’m awake. It’s a holiday today, and I’m working it. Easy shift today, just like a Sunday one. So the day should go quickly. It’ll hopefully go quickly. Yesterday was a bit of a shit show. I get a text from my mom as I’m prepping brunch, saying that unfortunately, she won’t be able… Read More