How do you slow your blood after the body rush? Shawshank, January 5, 2021 Back to work today. It was a nice, and sometimes long 4 days off. Well, 3.5 days off as I went in for a few hours yesterday. Had to go to SlightlyBiggerTown to grab some groceries for my mom. I stopped by the newest business there, the local weed store, where my coworker also works. She recommended something to me, and I picked it up. It wasn’t bad. More of a “sink in to the couch”, as opposed to “get hit with a brick and sleep next to the dumpster” feeling that I’m more used to. I’m at a loss of what else to chit-chat about this morning. I’m still sleepy, and would very much like to sip my coffee for a while. I hope everyone has a great day. If you’re learning circus tricks, make up your own love, but give it a really serious name; like The Porchengko. Or something like that. If you’re gonna workout today. Use the heaviest of your weights, but lift with your knees! You got today! Make it your bitch! Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTown
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