Tag: lazy Sunday

‘Cause it’s getting harder and harder to breathe

Posted on by Shawshank

We awoke to the sound of an idiot.

Podrick is just fine after two beautiful days of having a quiet mellow kitty. He’s back to us usual shenanigans. He’s back, and he’s more of an asshole! Yay.

It doesn’t help that is head is tiny. He’s totally pear shaped. His badonkadonk is outrageously large. He’s like someone Sir Mix A Lot would sing about.

I didn’t do shit after getting home yesterday afternoon. The Beautiful One was in bed sleeping. So I gave her a kiss and let her sleep. Behind her in the nest, there was baby boy, curled up beside her. See he’s been sneezing nonstop for the last couple of days, and has just slept. So Podrick has 3 days of saved up energy.

So while I sat on the couch, I hacked into Crystal’s Chromebook, and then hacked into her WordPress. With a whispered, “I’m in.” I was in. I had access to all of her systems. But I’m a hacker, a ghost. I do what I want, and leave no trace. But this time, I did leave a trace – I made a post on her site. You may have seen it, and you were totes fooled huh? I knew it. It’s really a gift. The power to slide in and out of various systems with no one knowing.

I am a god.

Afterwards, I opened up Balatro, and carried on with a fan I was playing about a week back. Well, Past Shawshank didn’t know how to the play the game, and by round 8, I upgraded Flush to level 1. What?so after that game, I vowed to do better. And better I did.

Once Crystal got up, and snuggled onto the couch, I put on Crown Jewel for us to watch. I saved it, because I know there were some wrestlers that Crystal enjoys, so I knew she wanted to watch. We were both sports entertained.

We showered multiple times. The fever clawing and holding on for dear life. After a quick meal of grilled cheese and tomato soup (just a little soup for Crystal), we watched some episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. Then some TikTok’s and then the sweet release of sleep.

Here we are. In a few hours, we’ll head over to Shady Acres for Thanksgiving dinner. It’s been raining out, so I don’t think I’ll be going on the roof today.

More coffee please!!

Got a 100 year plan you jus’ think about the today

Posted on by Shawshank

I fucked up again last night. I got too high whilst The Beautiful One had a spa night in the bathtub. I didn’t think I was getting that high. Just doing what I normally do. I was pretty wobbly when Crystal called me in to watch Dexter sing Cabaret. So I sat back on the couch, and didn’t touch my vape until about 5 or 10 minutes before I heard the fluently of the bathtub emptying. Then the world went just a little sideways.

I sat forward on the couch and didn’t feel too bad. Crystal came out of the bathroom in a towel, and I said “I think I’m a lot high right now”. She asked if I was going to bed, and I replied negative. But the time she was dressed, I said I was going to bed. I hate being this high, I just wanted to snuggle with Crystal on the couch, not lay by myself in bed and hope the world slows down. But usually when I’m that high, as soon as I lay down I don’t feel terrible. I forced myself to try and sleep.

I slept from I think around 9ish to 5ish when Podrick started to really be Podrick. I took a cap from him. But I did try twice to let him in, and each time he chose violence, so of course he got kicked out each time. I gave him a handful of food at 4 hoping that would quiet him down, and let him take a nap for something. Nope.

At 5, I just hoped that I could sleep until 6 and then I’d get up. But the Flat slid into happy silence as Podrick slithered to wherever he goes to recharge his MASSIVE fucking batteries that power him through the darkness like a chaos beacon.

I slept until 7:30. I have Pippin on my lap. She has a cold, and has been sneezing for the last two days. Podrick was actually locked out of the bedroom after we tried thrice to see if he’d coexist with Pippin who was snuggled in the nest on the bed. He couldn’t, so Pippin got to stay on the bed all night. Now she’s on my lap twisted into a tight cinnamon roll.

I’ll start the chores a little later. I have a kitten on my lap 🙂

Been working so hard I’m punching my card

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We were awoken to the sound of something falling to the ground. It’s a sound I’m not used to hearing. Podrick, the clueless himbo actually managed to knock over a brick. One basically fell off the other.

So that was a sound.

It was actually sunny here yesterday, and it was sunny all afternoon! I know! And it’s bright and sunny this morning too. Pippin was very happy that I opened the door this morning. And speaking of Pippin, it was her birthday yesterday. I knew it was yesterday, as I had like 2 reminders. I just forgot to post about it.

I believe she’s 4 years old now. She got a special turkey dinner last night. She got lots of loves from the both of us. I gave her lots of snuggles before heading off to work, and then Crystal took over the loves. She gave Pippin her birthday dinner. Pippin is currently standing her ground in the back table. It’s sunny and warm there, she’ll fight to stay.

Action packed day. I’ll be starting laundry soon. I have to finish Wrestlepalooza, and then we’re heading over to Shady Acres. But before that, I just have to get gas. I forgot yesterday, and the warning popped up when I started it last night. 80k to empty.

lol

Then I fumbled through my closet, for my clothes and found my cleanest dirty shirt

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That was the weirdest sleep I’ve had in a while. I crashed hard last night, and went to bed, leaving The Beautiful One to close up the Flat last night. I barely got the coffee ready, before stumbling to the bedroom and getting out of my clothes. I was just about asleep when Crystal climbed into bed.

I was up around 1 I think, letting the little cat into the bedroom as I went to the bathroom. I don’t know if after I got back into bed, if I got up and kicked Podrick out of the room again, or if that was a couple hours later. A couple of hours later, I heard a weird sound and went to investigate. One of the cats pulled out a piece of aluminum foil from behind the TV (it’s there to stop the cats from walking behind the TV). I put it back and got into bed. Remembering now this is when I closed Podrick out and went back to bed. Podrick protested for a little bit, but I fell asleep again.

Sometime in the night he, very loudly, sucked on Crystal’s hand. It felt very close to my ear, and I brought a hand up to try and stop him even just for a second – he was maybe 8 inches from my head. Good times!

Yesterday was a nice day. Rainy all day – I was very happy I didn’t have to work yesterday. I would’ve been soaked. Every time I looked out the kitchen window, it was splattered with rain drops. We made some magic butter for some brownies (see first paragraph), and when that was ready, we made them and let them cool – our special tray was for when we watched Worlds Collide later in the evening.

For dinner we had poutine, which was really good. I did the dishes, and we watched a couple shows about rich people living in castles, and the rich people problems they have trying to restore the castles, live in them, and having them open for tours to the public. Shortly after that, I put on AAA’s Worlds Collide. And let me tell you guys, we were sports entertained for sure. Not a single match was boring, and everything flowed very well.

Laundry to be started shortly. We have to pop over to the old folks home to pick up a rocking chair, because there’s no room in my grandmothers room for it anymore. So we’ll grab that, and then head over to Shady Acres for dinner. Work tomorrow afternoon, so things my last day to play. Chore day.

More coffee first.

That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her she walked in through the out door, out door

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Good morning everyone. Today is my Sunday. Although, I did do the laundry yesterday, I still have chores to do. Podrick let us sleep in. And by that, Podrick started to play with my fan, so I put him in the hall, closed the door, and both of us went back to sleep. We emerged from our bed, hopefully refreshed, and ready to greet the day!

We didn’t do too much of anything yesterday. We drove to SlightlyBiggerTown in the beautiful sun. We hit the grocery store, and a couple of other stores, and the weed store, then finally Subway. With our lunch, we drove home, put the groceries away, and ate our royal meal.

In the afternoon, Crystal played Nier Automata, and I watched. I always say this but just watching Crystal play is like watching a movie, when she’s moving – not so much when she’s gathering supplies. It was a good afternoon. I made the kittens dinner (I’m still learning the mix), and Podrick ate, Pippin didn’t really so that caused some anxiety, but she had a good eat this morning.

We watched RAW, and then since I was mostly high at that point, tried to watch a true crime show, but it didn’t grab me so, I didn’t really pay attention. So I turned on some TikTok videos and help Crystal do some Temu shopping.

Twas, a great afternoon and evening.