I’m drunk and I’m ready to leave and you look like you love me

It’s finally Friyay! Wait, is it Friyay? I haven’t known what day it is for about a week and a half now. I just checked, it’s Friday. Just today and tomorrow, and I get a whole day off. Then 5 more days to get an entire weekend off. I think it’s the rodeo next weekend. That’ll be a lot of fun. And this time, it’s not Crystal’s first rodeo.

I slept pretty ok, until my eyes opened around 5 this morning. I got up, and just went to the bathroom. I could’ve gotten some Advil, but my jaw/teefs weren’t hurting all that bad, so I just went back to sleep. It took a while because it was very warm in the room, I’m stuffed up, and quite frankly, when I’m hot, and having trouble breathing, because I’m stuffed up, Sleep Daddy ™️ can suck ass.

Sometimes I want to smack the taste out of his month, because he can sound pompous and churlish.

But it’s still a work day, so I should start sucking back some coffee and all that. But TGIF, amirite?