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Shawshank, July 11, 2026

I’m awake.

I woke up about an hour ago, gathered my phone and my vape, and promptly started to doze for another half an hour. Podrick was the perfect gentleman this morning. I think I only heard Crystal pulling him away from the window once this morning.

Back to work for one final shift today. And since the golden boy gets all the morning shifts, because he’s not good at closing, Sunday will be a busy day chore wise. just gotta close today, then I have the lords day off.

Not too much else to update. I went over to Shady Acres yesterday to move a kenex Ferris wheel from the basement up to the main floor, so that mom can slowly take her time, and dismantle it into ziplock bags. It’s 6 foot tall, and a lot flimsier than it looks. And it had to be split in half to get upstairs. Even then the wheel had to bend to my will. After some wrestling and massive structural damage, I got it upstairs in two pieces.

So I’m going to shake this grogginess off of me, and suck back some more coffee. It’s gonna hot the next couple of days. Viva la summer!

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