A-just a-choogling on down to New Orleans

Oh, hello there. Can you answer me this? Is it Saturday, or Sunday? With having yesterday off, it’s hard to keep track. I mean I know it’s Saturday, but my hard wired brain seems to think that I’m supposed to be doing laundry in an hour or so.

Spoiler alert: I’m not going to be doing chores today.

Yesterday was a pretty good day. I didn’t even get dressed. I did play BotW for more of the day. I prepped, and geared up, and chased another divine beast. This time it was the Goron one. The lizard. It wasn’t too hard to get to it. And for the most part, the puzzles weren’t too difficult. I mean I did all of them except one, by myself.

The last terminal stumped me. I just couldn’t figure it out. So for the first time in the divine beasts that I’ve released, I googled it. I read it, and exclaimed,

“Jesus Christ, why didn’t I think about looking up, in the hallway next to where I’m standing?” I looked up, and found what I was looking for.

After Crystal got out of her bath, she geared up, and started a divine beast too. The one that the internet says is the most difficult. She pretty much got in with no problems, but lemme tell you about the puzzles. It’s like a three piece rubix cube. After a few hours, she’s managed to get 3 out of the 5 terminals turned on.

We watched a video. That seemed to not help a lot. The video of the guy doing it seemed like he was confused, and I think it confused her more than it helped. I’ll find a better video, and I’m calling it now:

The last two puzzles will take Crystal about 10-15 minutes, and then BOOM, it’ll be done. She’s so much better at the puzzles than I am. It’s how her mind works. I’m better at brute force and ignorance. She’s the stealthy, sneaky person. Wait, maybe she’s a secret agent. I’ll have to ask her. Because everyone knows that if you ask a secret agent, they have to answer truthfully.

She’s in deep. I don’t think that she knows that she’s a secret agent. Mind control? Hypnotism? Another tism? I’m on it.

Oh, and happy Rex Manning day!!