Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash Shawshank, May 3, 2024 Spoiler alert: it was a day. So I walk in to work at 5:30 this morning, and read on the front door that the debit machine is down. No biggie, it should be working now, right? Nope. We should be getting a new debit machine by Monday, at the earliest. So yeah, we’re 100% cash only. That’s going over well. But, I don’t really care. I have the weekend off. Monday is for future Shawshank to deal with. So I walked out of there as quickly as I could. Last night, I got a text from the old BossLady asking for help with her Mailchimp. She wants to send out one more post with all of her auction info on it. I thought I was just going to go and quickly show her how to do it. I was wrong. I told her I didn’t have a lot of time, but I would do what I could for her. She ended up having to take some customers to show some auction stuff, so I took that as my cue to get the heck out of there. All she has to do is simply follow some prompts and the. It’ll be sent. I believe I’m still on the mailing list so I’ll know when it gets sent. Good times. I’m home now, and I’m going to ignore any text messages from her. I’ve done my tour there! The last mailing will be up to her to finish. It’s date night tonight. I should quickly email the cook and see if they’re open tonight. If so, I have to figure out what I want to eat. Do I feel like breakfast, or wings, or maybe even a clubhouse sandwich? It’ll be an adventure! Life blogbloggercoffeeFriyayjournalmorningsTinyTownup early
Life Yeah here’s a quarter, call someone who cares February 3, 2026February 3, 2026 If it’s a day that ends in a Y, that means Podrick is pushing either mine or Crystal’s buttons. Also, the little orange meatball can find the strength to launch his rotund body repeatedly at the door knob. HE CAN OPEN DOORS NOW. Great. It took a hot minute for… Read More
Life I blew out my bong pipe, ran out of Bud Light June 6, 2024 Lemme start this off with a question- is it motherfreakin Friday yet? Sheesh, it seems like this is the week that will never, never end. Good morning, welcome to Thursday. So as an update to the drama that’s been happening, NewNewGuy got fired yesterday. Our general manager came a few… Read More
Life Walk straight into this mess of mine November 15, 2024 I’m awake and not liking it. I had a terrible sleep. A noise woke me up and I was completely sober. You see I smoke weed to shut the TV off in my mind. So I’m jolted awake – it could’ve been a cat. I don’t know what time it… Read More