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Shawshank, July 22, 2024

Well, the day started late. Yesterday, I was smart. I reset the alarm clock, so I wouldn’t have to worry about it when I fell into bed.

I forgot to turn it on.

I woke up at 4:20, and said, great! I have 10 more minutes of sleep.

The next time I woke up, it was 4:50.

So, at least I wasn’t late for work.

I bought chicken nuggets for dinner tonight. So we’re excited for that.

But this is gonna be it for the post today, I don’t have anything left to update y’all. So I’m outie 9000.

Boom!

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