Life When I’m drinking doubles, I’m nothing but trouble Shawshank, February 4, 2026 I woke to Hans Zimmer. That’s not sleep daddy. I tried to change the music back to sleep daddy. Then my alarm went off. So I roll out of bed, and start my day. Podrick is already doing Podrick things. Also Podrick has a touch of diarrhea. I heard him in the bathroom. Then the… Continue Reading
Life Yeah here’s a quarter, call someone who cares Shawshank, February 3, 2026February 3, 2026 If it’s a day that ends in a Y, that means Podrick is pushing either mine or Crystal’s buttons. Also, the little orange meatball can find the strength to launch his rotund body repeatedly at the door knob. HE CAN OPEN DOORS NOW. Great. It took a hot minute for me to fall asleep last… Continue Reading
Life Well, I guess he forgot about the Smoky Mountain rain Shawshank, February 2, 2026 I really feel bad for Crystal, having to deal with the orange meatwad. He’s a morning cat for sure. Crystal did her best, and barred him from the bedroom. I have no idea what time that was, but minutes after she shut him out of the bedroom, my bladder said no no no. You have… Continue Reading
Life I hear her voice in the mornin’ hour, she calls me Shawshank, February 1, 2026 Morning everyone. Even sleep daddy, or for some reason cornfield chase, couldn’t even keep me asleep with the external sounds coming from the bedroom door. Podrick. It was an amazing sleep until Podrick decided that it should be time to dig, and play with charging cables. So Crystal did the right thing, and banished Podrick… Continue Reading
Life I’m east bound, just watch ol’ Bandit run Shawshank, January 31, 2026 Good morning. Podrick was being Podrick, so I kicked him out of the bedroom. Then I felt a cat jump on the bed. I didn’t really look when I kicked him out of the bedroom. So there was pretty much at 95% chance that he just doubled back and snuck back into the room before… Continue Reading
Life So I keep chasing that same old devil down the same old dead-end highway Shawshank, January 30, 2026 It’s Friyay motherfuckers! The Beautiful One, Crystal, let me sleep in until 8 this morning. Sleep daddy disappeared in the early morning and I was woke up to being chased through a corn field (iykyk) I hit the back button (I think), and then it it again to find sleep daddy again. I had to… Continue Reading