Good morning, bitches. Who has two thumbs, and slept through the night? That’s right, this guy! Didn’t get up once. But now, the coffee is brewing and the news is on. I’m up and dressed and ready to greet the day.

Hello, day.

It’s Wednesday, hump day. The day of humps. The one day, where legally you can play the Humpty Dance.

Coffee has been procured, and it’s going to be good. Let’s see what the day is going to be like. I think it’ll be a good one.

Let’s do this!