Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.

Do you think some people… do you think that there’s some people that aren’t really… that are actually robots, living among us?

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Oh, hello there. How long have you been waiting for us to get up and start to post and move around? Are you stalking us? Creepy. You’re a creep! That’s ok. For your personal information, we’re awake and moving around. Pippin is happily on my lap, and Chaucer is staring at me. He wanted the lap. But of course, Pippin was faster.

I survived the last shift of the week yesterday. It was too bad. We did some cleaning. Mostly that’s what we did. Finally, the grocery order came in, so that got put away before I left. I even started the Hot Mess Express up so it could warm up a little before leaving. It protested that as well but I fuelled it up, and took it for a quick drive.

I got home and watched Crystal get to 10k followers on TikTok, and then I played for a little while before heading out to the restaurant for Friday night date night. Crystal had her usual, and I had breakfast for dinner. I felt that I deserved it. From there we came home, and Crystal had a nice hot bath, and I played a little more. Then I shut it off, and I believe that we just watched whatever was on tv. I can’t really remember. It was nice and relaxing.

Today, I don’t believe that we have too much to do, other than heading over to SlightlyBiggerTown to grab some groceries. Maybe even Subway. We’ll see, but we don’t have to really go anywhere else in town, so that should be a quick and easy in and out. It’ll be a ok drive. Hopefully the wind dies down a little. We’ll also have to preheat the car.

But first coffee.

Happy Saturday y’all!

Chump, change, and it’s on, super bon bon

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Hey hey everyone! It’s Friyay! And work is all over until Monday, so I’m just chillin’. Totally because with the wind, it’s a crappy -43°C out there. So that’s about the temp that my old Adidas freeze. So there’s that. But that doesn’t matter, because aside from going out for dinner tonight, and groceries tomorrow, I don’t have to leave the house at all. And the temp should slowly be rising after Monday. It’s not gonna get balmy, but it should be in the tolerable temps. Soon.

It was rather slow this morning, so BossLady and I cleaned around the store today. The type of cleaning that you can really only do when it’s slow. She actually scrubbed the grout in the bathrooms. I know, right? Weird.

I went to start the truck after work, and the car doth protested a little. It’s a Florida car, so I let it warm up, filled up the tank,and I took it for a little drive. Not too far, but just long enough for it to properly warm up and let the alternator do its job.

Now I’m at the Flat, watching Crystal play Hades, and chatting with the people in her TikTok live. She just hit 10k followers. Pretty cool, eh?

To hide or slide, I’ll do as I’ll decide and let it ride until I’ve died

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Here I am. I almost forgot to post, until my reminder on my phone went off. So I paused the game and started to post.

It’s cold out there today. The last time I looked, it was -33°C out there with the wind. Thankfully my whole job isn’t standing outside. Only short bursts of being outside.

Work is going very well. I get a long with all of my co-workers, and the district manager likes me. So that’s a good thing. I like being liked at work. The schedule had to change for tomorrow, due to a co-workers family member getting sick and having to go to the hospital. So instead of closing tomorrow, I’ll be opening to finish out the week.

Not too bad.

Which allows us to be able to have date night on the actual night. That’s a nice thing. It’s been such a schedule change since starting the new job. Any little bit of normalcy is a nice thing.

OK, back to the game, later assholes!

Makin’ their way the only way they know how that’s just a little bit more than the law will allow

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Heyy, motherfuckers. I decided early this morning, that I’d post when I got home from work. I just wasn’t feeling posting this morning. So y’all get to read my post in the day light, and not the ass crack of dawn.

So, welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.

Within minutes of getting home, I’ve paid my bills for the month, and I have a kitten in my lap, and one nestled in beside me. Crystal is wedged into her side of the couch on the other side of Chaucer, who’s purring. The cat, not Crystal.

Work was ok, mostly slow. We got done everything we needed to this morning, and we then just kinda sat around until swing shift came in. Then we all sat around, but we took turns going outside, and ringing the register. We were waiting for the grocery delivery to arrive, which it did about 25 minutes before the shift was over. I stayed an extra ten minutes to help finish the order up, and then came home.

Good times.