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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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However, everyday I’m dumping the body

Shawshank, July 14, 2024

Good morning my friends. We have a low flying plane out there this morning. Aerial spraying of the crops. I think they were doing it last night, or wicked early this morning, but they’re still up there. Spreading the lords word on pesticides. I slept like the dead. As soon…

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See people rockin’ yeah people chantin’ feelin’ hot hot hot

Shawshank, July 13, 2024

Yep, I’m up. I was originally up at 5, but I managed to convince my mind that getting up at five would be overkill. Getting up at 6 is overkill, but here we are this morning. Yesterday was a busy day, but I still managed to fit in a nap….

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I beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfucker, oh

Shawshank, July 12, 2024

Good morning, my friends. We’re up. The sun is shining, and it’s gonna be another warm day out there. And today, since I don’t have to work, I can wear shorts. Yep, it’s already warm in the apartment. But it’s summer time, so it is bound to get warm. Pippin…

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My shit may not be age-appropriate, but I will hit an 8-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

Shawshank, July 11, 2024

Hey hey from sun baked TinyTown. The entire province is under a heat warning, and a fire ban as well. People are complaining about the heat, while I’m living it. It’s so nice. Work was wok, just as slow as it was yesterday. But we got stuff done. After work,…

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I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle and I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles

Shawshank, July 10, 2024

“… least it’s a dry heat.” It’s a warm one out there. Pretty much the lower half of the province is in a heat advisory. I was outside of the store more than I was in it today. Since I’m now certified to fill propane, that’s what I did, a…

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Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor, oh my, good Lord

Shawshank, July 9, 2024

So I don’t know how long this post will be. I think I only got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep. I was high as balls when I got into bed. Then, boom, I was sober, and my mind wouldn’t shut up. It was literally like flipping through tv…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • You're the reason why I sing this song
  • 2 years ago...
    • Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
  • 3 years ago...
    • Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight (ayy)
  • 4 years ago...
    • Book haul, but not for me
    • Then put your warm little hand in mine

Recent Comments

  • cellyhikes on One’s got the matches, one’s got the lashes one’s running her mouth again: “Sorry to hear, hope it all goes well today for you and your family 🙂”
  • Shawshank on Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but I’m tryna kiss your lips for real: “I forgot to add the spaghetti sauce and the meatballs w/raisins were amazing. The garlic toast, and the pie were…”
  • Shawshank on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “She’s venturing out of the bedroom more. He’s currently sleeping under my side table, and she’s out sniffing where’s he’s…”
  • John H on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “Cute! Hope Pippin warms up to the little dude soon lol”
  • Valheru Rides! on We headin’ to the dive bar we always thought was nice: “No-one got raptured here either sadly, I was hoping the second hand record shop owner was going to…..”

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