Skip to content

Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor, oh my, good Lord

Shawshank, July 9, 2024

So I don’t know how long this post will be. I think I only got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep. I was high as balls when I got into bed. Then, boom, I was sober, and my mind wouldn’t shut up. It was literally like flipping through tv channels. I couldn’t stop.

The only thing that I managed to figure out, was what I was going to eat at work. And, I even had a back up, in case what I wanted was sold out. The only thing I didn’t do was, crumble up some Doritos on top. I thought that might be a little too decadent.

So now I’m on the couch. I’m refusing to take a nap. I will sleep soundly tonight. Goddamn it, I will sleep like a little fat baby.

In other news, it’s White People Taco Night 🎶

Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTownup early

Post navigation

Previous post
Next post

Related Posts

Life

He said “The clock on the wall say three o’clock last call for alcohol, so what you need?”

July 11, 2025

So it was a combination of things this morning that caused me to be up at the ass-crack of dawn. I couldn’t breathe, my nose was leaking, Podrick, I was very warm, Podrick, I lost my mask, I couldn’t get comfortable and breathe at the same time. You know, the…

Read More
Life

I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby”

January 21, 2025

Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go…

Read More
Life

But I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back

May 11, 2025

Here we are, another Sunday. Another group of chores to do this morning. My mind, was firing on all cylinders yesterday, and I actually remembered to pull the bacon out of the freezer. So it’s already defrosted. Fuck yeah! Yesterday? It was a sloth day for sure. We didn’t do…

Read More

Leave a ReplyCancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

To respond on your own website, enter the URL of your response which should contain a link to this post's permalink URL. Your response will then appear (possibly after moderation) on this page. Want to update or remove your response? Update or delete your post and re-enter your post's URL again. (Find out more about Webmentions.)

On This Day

  • 1 year ago...
    • Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, mister and you'll never see me no more
  • 2 years ago...
    • Yeah here's a quarter, call someone who cares
  • 3 years ago...
    • Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
  • 4 years ago...
    • And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
  • 5 years ago...
    • Every time I see you smile
      it’s like I've seen the light

Recent Comments

  • cellyhikes on One’s got the matches, one’s got the lashes one’s running her mouth again: “Sorry to hear, hope it all goes well today for you and your family 🙂”
  • Shawshank on Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone, but I’m tryna kiss your lips for real: “I forgot to add the spaghetti sauce and the meatballs w/raisins were amazing. The garlic toast, and the pie were…”
  • Shawshank on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “She’s venturing out of the bedroom more. He’s currently sleeping under my side table, and she’s out sniffing where’s he’s…”
  • John H on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “Cute! Hope Pippin warms up to the little dude soon lol”
  • Valheru Rides! on We headin’ to the dive bar we always thought was nice: “No-one got raptured here either sadly, I was hoping the second hand record shop owner was going to…..”

Subscribe to Blog via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 27 other subscribers
©2026 | WordPress Theme by SuperbThemes

Insert/edit link

Enter the destination URL

Or link to existing content

    No search term specified. Showing recent items. Search or use up and down arrow keys to select an item.