Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor, oh my, good Lord Shawshank, July 9, 2024 So I don’t know how long this post will be. I think I only got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep. I was high as balls when I got into bed. Then, boom, I was sober, and my mind wouldn’t shut up. It was literally like flipping through tv channels. I couldn’t stop. The only thing that I managed to figure out, was what I was going to eat at work. And, I even had a back up, in case what I wanted was sold out. The only thing I didn’t do was, crumble up some Doritos on top. I thought that might be a little too decadent. So now I’m on the couch. I’m refusing to take a nap. I will sleep soundly tonight. Goddamn it, I will sleep like a little fat baby. In other news, it’s White People Taco Night 🎶 Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTownup early
Life He said “The clock on the wall say three o’clock last call for alcohol, so what you need?” July 11, 2025 So it was a combination of things this morning that caused me to be up at the ass-crack of dawn. I couldn’t breathe, my nose was leaking, Podrick, I was very warm, Podrick, I lost my mask, I couldn’t get comfortable and breathe at the same time. You know, the… Read More
Life I just wanna love someone who calls me “baby” January 21, 2025 Ahh the first day of the Trump presidency. Did you see his coronation yesterday? We watched a little bit of it, then Crystal finally asked me to shut it off, so I put on YouTube TikTok compilations, and that’s what we watched until it was time for me to go… Read More
Life But I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back May 11, 2025 Here we are, another Sunday. Another group of chores to do this morning. My mind, was firing on all cylinders yesterday, and I actually remembered to pull the bacon out of the freezer. So it’s already defrosted. Fuck yeah! Yesterday? It was a sloth day for sure. We didn’t do… Read More