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Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor, oh my, good Lord

Shawshank, July 9, 2024

So I don’t know how long this post will be. I think I only got about 3, maybe 4 hours of sleep. I was high as balls when I got into bed. Then, boom, I was sober, and my mind wouldn’t shut up. It was literally like flipping through tv channels. I couldn’t stop.

The only thing that I managed to figure out, was what I was going to eat at work. And, I even had a back up, in case what I wanted was sold out. The only thing I didn’t do was, crumble up some Doritos on top. I thought that might be a little too decadent.

So now I’m on the couch. I’m refusing to take a nap. I will sleep soundly tonight. Goddamn it, I will sleep like a little fat baby.

In other news, it’s White People Taco Night 🎶

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