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Author: Shawshank

I’m just a 40-something bearded guy trying to get a fresh start.
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At night we’re painting your trash gold, while you sleep

Shawshank, July 16, 2024

I was in a great mood until I got to work. BossLady is going through some stuff, and spoke exactly 4 words to me all shift. She’s not mad at me, thankfully. But when no words are spoken, it really makes you feel like you’re not wanted there. This, I’m in a shitty mood now.…

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You’ve got gall, you’ve got guile step to me I’m a rap-o-phile

Shawshank, July 15, 2024

Good morning. It took hours for me to fall asleep. I laid my head down, and suddenly I wasn’t high anymore. Then I was too warm, or alternatively too cold. I just couldn’t get comfortable. Then the alarm went off to get up. So, yeah. I’m just a little tired. I don’t have a lot…

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However, everyday I’m dumping the body

Shawshank, July 14, 2024

Good morning my friends. We have a low flying plane out there this morning. Aerial spraying of the crops. I think they were doing it last night, or wicked early this morning, but they’re still up there. Spreading the lords word on pesticides. I slept like the dead. As soon as my head hit the…

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See people rockin’ yeah people chantin’ feelin’ hot hot hot

Shawshank, July 13, 2024

Yep, I’m up. I was originally up at 5, but I managed to convince my mind that getting up at five would be overkill. Getting up at 6 is overkill, but here we are this morning. Yesterday was a busy day, but I still managed to fit in a nap. We travelled to SlightlyBiggerTown for…

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I beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfucker, oh

Shawshank, July 12, 2024

Good morning, my friends. We’re up. The sun is shining, and it’s gonna be another warm day out there. And today, since I don’t have to work, I can wear shorts. Yep, it’s already warm in the apartment. But it’s summer time, so it is bound to get warm. Pippin is in the back window…

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My shit may not be age-appropriate, but I will hit an 8-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

Shawshank, July 11, 2024

Hey hey from sun baked TinyTown. The entire province is under a heat warning, and a fire ban as well. People are complaining about the heat, while I’m living it. It’s so nice. Work was wok, just as slow as it was yesterday. But we got stuff done. After work, I came home and took…

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On This Day

  • 12 months ago...
    • Staring straight down a forty-four well, he turned and screamed at Linda Lou
  • 2 years ago...
    • He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
  • 3 years ago...
    • I got that devilish flow, Rock and Roll, no halo, we party rock
  • 4 years ago...
    • Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
  • 5 years ago...
    • You never count your money
      when you’re sittin’ at the table

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  • Shawshank on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “She’s venturing out of the bedroom more. He’s currently sleeping under my side table, and she’s out sniffing where’s he’s…”
  • John H on Just a good old boys never meanin’ no harm: “Cute! Hope Pippin warms up to the little dude soon lol”
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