I’ll make you mine, you know I’ll take you to the top I’ll drive you crazy

Good morning my friends. I was up a little early today. I tried to roll over, and was introduced to something that hasn’t happened in a while – my knee decided to lock up. So gingerly, I got out of bed and walk/limped to the bathroom. By the time I sat down, it was fine so I just got up and turned (turnt) on the coffee.

So let’s greet the day, shall we?

My aunt and uncle are heading back from whence they came this morning. It was great to see them again. I haven’t seen my uncle since we came up years ago for Christmas.

And they can say it was a good trip, Saturday, I took them to the weed store. It was their first time ever in a legal store. I bought my vape cart, and they ended up getting a basic vape and cart as well!

Today, I don’t plan on leaving the flat. There’s no place that I need to be or to go. I think I’ll have to leave once, just to return my moms truck. I think that I’ll probably do that while Shady Acres is down for their afternoon nap.

But right now, I’m just waking up, and doing my normal morning wake up routine. Coffee for everyone!

Too many cooks are gonna spoil the stew there ain’t nobody cooking but me and you

Hey motherphuckers, I just wanted to drop this quick note. I overheard my mom talking to my uncle last night as they were doing dishes –

You see, Crystal is more of a cook by feel. Whatever looks and tastes good, is how she cooks.”

“Eddie follows the directions – he measures everything exactly.”

Not today. Get this:

I was making hashbrowns for brunch today. Randomly putting some spices in. Then on the spur of the moment scrambled the eggs, and threw them in with the hashbrowns.

Pretty crazy huh?

But wait. Wait, there’s more.

I

Added

Cheese.

That’s right people, I put something that I never put into hashbrowns.

Boom. Mike drop.