Let’s role play, I’ll wear a disguise

So I paused Brooklyn 99, to fix my bed, cause I was a little tossy turny last night, and my weighted blanket slipped down down down, so I went in to fix it. I’ve been trying so hard to keep The Flat clean and tidy. I mean, I run toaster 3 times a week. I walked into the bedroom, and was floored with what I saw.

Needless to say I was a little upset. I remade the bed, put the clothes in the hamper, after unrolling the sleeves.

Next, the kitchen. I put away all the dishes and wiped down the counter.

I feel better now that I’ve cleaned up. I’ll do better in the future. It’s stupid, but I’m really really trying to not live in a pit.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.