Too many cooks are gonna spoil the stew there ain’t nobody cooking but me and you

Hey motherphuckers, I just wanted to drop this quick note. I overheard my mom talking to my uncle last night as they were doing dishes –

“You see, Crystal is more of a cook by feel. Whatever looks and tastes good, is how she cooks.”

“Eddie follows the directions – he measures everything exactly.”

Not today. Get this:

I was making hashbrowns for brunch today. Randomly putting some spices in. Then on the spur of the moment scrambled the eggs, and threw them in with the hashbrowns.

Pretty crazy huh?

But wait. Wait, there’s more.

I

Added

Cheese.

That’s right people, I put something that I never put into hashbrowns.

Boom. Mike drop.