Too many cooks are gonna spoil the stew there ain’t nobody cooking but me and you Shawshank, April 18, 2022 Hey motherphuckers, I just wanted to drop this quick note. I overheard my mom talking to my uncle last night as they were doing dishes – “You see, Crystal is more of a cook by feel. Whatever looks and tastes good, is how she cooks.” “Eddie follows the directions – he measures everything exactly.” Not today. Get this: I was making hashbrowns for brunch today. Randomly putting some spices in. Then on the spur of the moment scrambled the eggs, and threw them in with the hashbrowns. Pretty crazy huh? But wait. Wait, there’s more. I Added Cheese. That’s right people, I put something that I never put into hashbrowns. Boom. Mike drop. Life blogbloggercookingexperimentingI don’t always follow the rulesjournal
Life Put your toes down in the water and a smile across your face and tell me that you love me June 26, 2021 Good morning everyone. It’s a gray start to the day here, but according to my weather app, it should be getting sunny – according to the weather app, it should be sunny right now. So we’ll see if it gets sunny shortly. In some good news, I have little tiny… Read More
Life Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty August 10, 2024 I got up 2 minutes before my alarm went off this morning. I fumbled to shut the alarm off, and stumbled into the bathroom. I was a little discombobulated this morning. More on that later. I turned on the coffee pot, waited, and poured myself a cuppa. I sat down,… Read More
Life Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department May 8, 2021 Good morning. Hap hap happy Saturday. I’m up and dressed to go to work. My bed was so cozy and warm, I didn’t want to get up, step in to a cold flat. I actually turned the heat up to “take the edge off”. So I get home, after talking… Read More
It’s like a whole new world is opening at my feet. Tonight, I might put mayo on BOTH pieces of toast. Fuck, I’m crazy. Reply