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Too many cooks are gonna spoil the stew there ain’t nobody cooking but me and you

Shawshank, April 18, 2022

Hey motherphuckers, I just wanted to drop this quick note. I overheard my mom talking to my uncle last night as they were doing dishes –

“You see, Crystal is more of a cook by feel. Whatever looks and tastes good, is how she cooks.”

“Eddie follows the directions – he measures everything exactly.”

Not today. Get this:

I was making hashbrowns for brunch today. Randomly putting some spices in. Then on the spur of the moment scrambled the eggs, and threw them in with the hashbrowns.

Pretty crazy huh?

But wait. Wait, there’s more.

I

Added

Cheese.

That’s right people, I put something that I never put into hashbrowns.

Boom. Mike drop.

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Comments (2)

  1. Crystal says:
    April 18, 2022 at 10:42

    I don’t think I can handle your pizazz and zest for like, my dude. 🌶️🔥

    Reply
    1. Shawshank says:
      April 18, 2022 at 10:44

      It’s like a whole new world is opening at my feet. Tonight, I might put mayo on BOTH pieces of toast. Fuck, I’m crazy.

      Reply

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