Good motherfucking morning. It’s Saturday, and the wind is still happening out there. But it’s sunny, and not too many clouds in the sky.

The alarm went off this morning. I didn’t realize that the alarm was still set to my wake up time for Friday. So it went off this morning at 6am. I did my best to change the alarm so I could go back to sleep. But all I could do while using the force was change the current time an hour a head. So I asked the Great One beside me, if she could wake me up in an hour.

She agreed.

I clung to her like a spider monkey for another hour while she scrolled TikTok. Maybe she found some really neat videos. Maybe we’ll find out tonight.

Peace, bitches. I’m out.

Happy Saturday!