Life If I had a dime every time you crossed my mind, well I’d basically be sitting on a big ass pile of dimes Shawshank, November 2, 2026 Hey hey, yeah I’m posting wicked late. I have a good reason to. I was too at the ass crack of dawn. In fact, before dawn. One could possibly say; I was breaking dawn, if you get my drift. Actually, I had to open today. This is a week of… Continue Reading
Life And it didn’t take ’em long to decide that Earl had to die Shawshank, October 19, 2026 The alarm went off wicked early this morning. But, I still rolled over, stumbled out of bed, and into the kitchen to brew a cup of ambition. I had an opening shift today. I was covering for BossLady. It was a long shift, as the guy I was working with… Continue Reading
Life When I’m eastbound and down and I can’t help but cry ’cause I-40 gets lonelier with every mile Shawshank, September 26, 2026 Good morning my friends. Podrick was lovey this morning. He was up and down off the bed a couple of times. I like it when he’s lovey, but now we just gotta teach him to lay down, get loves, and then fall asleep whilst getting loves. It looks like it’s… Continue Reading
Life But with all of my tattoos and these songs I like to sing about booze they’ve ranked me the black sheep of the family Shawshank, September 23, 2026 Ugh. Morning. Again. I made a huge mistake last night, and I feel terrible. I left the lid off the food bucket last night. Neither of them knocked it over, but I don’t know if, or how much the fat little baby kitty managed to eat. So he may not… Continue Reading
Life Those black-eyed peas? (Na-na-na-na-na) They tasted alright to me, Earl Shawshank, September 22, 2026 Twas not a great sleep. The new rainfall Sleep Daddy ™️ is really good, but in previous rainfall Sleep Daddy(ies) videos, after about 20 minutes, he shuts the hell up and just lets the rainfall. Not in the new one. Every 4 or 5 seconds, he has to whisper an… Continue Reading
Life Benz in the driveway, yacht in the water Vegas, at the Mandarin, high roller gamblin’ Shawshank, September 21, 2026 It’s bright and sunny now, but when I rolled out of bed, it was completely different. There was lots of fog, and it was chilly as I drove in this morning. But long story short,(too late!) Opened the store, helped customers, talked more than I’m used to, I did some… Continue Reading