I’ve been thinking about setting my house on fire

Oh lawd, 4:30 came early this morning. You know what came earlier? 4:18. That’s when I rolled out of bed this morning. I had to be at work for 5:30. I got up, and noticed the cats weren’t around anywhere. I looked in the bathroom, and they were snuggled on the top shelf asleep. so I started my day, the only way I know how.

I went to the bathroom, then turned on the coffee pot, and quickly got dressed, as it was freaking cold in the apartment. I was pretty close to shivering when I finally got all my layers on. Spoiler alert; I really didn’t need all the layers today. The manager that usually comes in at the Sam time was running late, so I opened the store. I probably would’ve done it anyways, I don’t mind opening. I was working with a guy that doesn’t work the POS system, so I was on register duty. While it was slow, I did some cleaning. Once groceries arrived then we got down to work.

Thankfully it wasn’t too busy in the store, so it only took an hour to finish up the groceries. By that time second shift was mere minutes out. So I went and filled the truck, and within like 10ish minutes I was on my commute back to The Flat.

I don’t plan on doing too much. I do have to get up again, every time I get up, I forget to take my happy pill. Update: finally took it.

Left over pizza for lunch. Appetizers for dinner.

Days over y’all.

She’s on the highest dose of Prozac a woman can take

The forces of the morning (and Podrick) tire me from my slumber early this morning. I tried ignoring him. I really did. Finally I put him out of the bedroom, and listened to him throwing his shoulder against the door like a Terminator, and I was John Conner.

Eventually, he gave up.

For a while.

I mostly dozed, trying to get back into a deep restorative sleep. But 5 different sleep daddy videos couldn’t put me back to sleep. It felt like I was tossing and turning. The forces of the morning (and Podrick) were conspiring against me.

Fine, I’ll get out of bed.

Coffee on, lights, on, curtains partially opened.

Nintendo Switch controller x3, and the handle for the controller picked up. I had to get on my hands and knees to find the 4th controller. Nintendo Switch picked up, and plugged back in. Controllers back on the charger.

Good morning TinyTown. I do believe we’re ready to greet the day.

It’s chore day here, and I’ll be starting that in a little while. We’re not gonna go over to Shady Acres today. I will be for a hot minute, to clean the pellet stove, bring over the weekly town newsletter (for the last two weeks), and ask if I can borrow my parents vacuum, with the promise of bringing it back on Tuesday.

So busy day here. These are the plans:

  • Clean the fortress of solitude under the bed
  • Laundry
  • The usual chore
  • Clean the pellet stove
  • Vacuum
  • Brunch

I’m sure there’s much more to do, but I’m trying to be mysterious. Why would I tell you all the chores that need to be done?

Always keep them guessing.

I would write about the gorgeous day that we had driving all around and visiting a Walmart for the first time in a few years. And McDonald’s. Glorious McDonald’s. But she’s currently writing it up, so I don’t have a link to the post.

EDIT: here’s the link. You’re welcome.

Happy Sunday, bitches.

I’m ready for a nap that I won’t take.

She set it all on fire, and if there’s one thing that she learned

Yep, up early again. It’s really not Podrick’s fault this morning. I kinda just woke up. My sinus’ are stuffed up, so it’s hard if not impossible to breathe through my nose, I have a slight headache. Podrick was doing Podrick things, but he wasn’t the main cause this morning.

Of course you get out of bed, and it’s freakin cold in the real world. So, I’m sitting here in a thick sweater and a toque. Thankfully, the furnace just came on, and the coffee is ready. Life is pretty good at this second.

So the original plan for Crystal’s birthday fell through. But I’m not gonna dwell on that, I’ll do my best to reschedule it for what remains of this winter. For an hour or two after finding out, I’ll admit I was pretty bummed, but then my brain started to brain. Within a little while, I had plan b mostly figured out.

So today, we’ll travel to BiggerTown. About an hour and a half away. This town has a Walmart. Ooooh. It’s been a couple of years since we’ve been, and it’s due. I need new socks n stuff, and Crystal needs a birthday present. So we’ll do our usual grocery run, and birthday run. And then on Tuesday, we’ll head off to SlightlyBiggerTown for weed and other vapes. Oh, and of course Subway.

But since I’m up early, I’m attacking the coffee. I whispered to Crystal this morning, to maybe try and fall asleep again. I’ll hold down the fort. Podrick is being somewhat good this morning. So we’ll figure it out.

Well Podrick is escalating, and has gotten Crystal out of bed. So I guess it’s time to start the day. Happy Saturday everyone!

Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clappin’

It’s gonna be one of those days today. I know it. Not because I woke up a little early. Not that at all. I get up, and turn on the coffee pot. Then head to the bathroom to do bathroom stuff.

No coffee pot sounds.

The coffee pot has died.

It’s gonna be a long day.

Yeah, I know I have a French press. But, it’s been years since I’ve used it, and I’d have to wash the pieces.

It’s wicked windy out there this morning. And we’re expecting some snow. The totals have come down a lot. We’re under a snowfall warning for the next couple of days.

It’s a mid shift today. First thing I’m gonna do is grab a coffee, and then figure out the morning. I knew I had a morning shift this week, but neglected to actually look at the schedule. Crystal made me confirm it last night. So yeah, kinda flying by the seat of my pants this morning.

We headin’ to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Podrick is doing so good. I just need him to continue being so good, but add another 40 minutes. We’re getting closer to when I actually want to get up. And, I would really like it, if I wasn’t the main through-fare to get anywhere in the bedroom. I wouldn’t be surprised if I had paw sized bruises.

But he’s getting better. Really, getting better. He’s not a bad kitty, just young, probably a little feral. He’s slowly getting into our groove.

But yeah. I would like to fall asleep easy at night, not have to get up multiple times in the night. Then just the ability to sleep in until 7. Would I like it to be 8? Fuck yes I do. But it’ll never happen. I guess I’m lucky that I can make it until 6:15.

I think this is it. I’m gonna suck back some coffee, and then probably hop in the shower. Open to close today. Just an hour and a few minutes longer that yesterday, but it feels totally different today.

I need more coffee. Happy Sunday y’all.