Time has brought your heart to me

So I’ve figured out some thing, out of the 5 Twilight Movies that make up the Saga, New Moon and Eclipse are utterly forgettable. I’m pretty sure I’ve watched these movies at least twice before, and I have no real memories of these 2 movies. Like, I’ve never seen them before.

Just like the books. They’re filler between the first book, and the last one. I’ve always said the last book is my favourite out of the whole series. Although Midnight Sun is a pretty close second. I’d read the rest of the series from Edward’s point of view.

Like I said, pretty forgettable. It’s already starting to fade. Something something, vampire army.

Backstories galore.

Like I told Crystal, and hour and a half of build up, 10 minutes of action, and another 20 minutes of soap opera like stares back and forth.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

So I just finished watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Like the book, and Chinese food (man would I love some Chinese food), it leaves you feeling empty, yet wanting more.

Like the book, the movie is the weakest of the Saga. It does have a good representation of depression, although the book, in my opinion, does it so much better.

It’s a wolf thing.

What a joke!

It’s a vampire thing. It’s a Canadian thing. It’s a coffee thing. It’s a bacon thing. It’s a hipster thing.

What does that even mean?

Listen, the movie is 130 minutes long. In that, there’s approximately 2.5-4 minutes of actual move the plot a head action. .0345 minutes of Aro laughing (not as good as in Breaking Dawn pt 2 – but I digress), and way too many minutes of wet, 80% naked man-children. Really, he looks sticky.

Course I guess every Saga can have a weak movie in it. I mean look at Return of the Jedi. Stuffed bears. And don’t get me started in all three movies of The Hobbit.