I guess all his money, well, it isn’t enough

Picture this – I’m up to my neck organizing and inventorying our warehouse, listening to CNN, when I hear:

Excuse me? Can you do me a favour? Random person walking by. Can you go into the other room, and fix the blinds? They’re crooked, and it’s really annoying to me when I walk by.

What? Oh god, let me stop what I’m doing to fix blinds in a basically condemned building, because the crooked blinds annoy you whilst you walk by.

It’s totally at the top of my Action Item List.