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Foreign types with their hookah pipes say walk like an Egyptian.

Shawshank, September 2, 2025

I slept in a little. To me, it didn’t feel like I was sleeping, but mostly l, I think I did. Crystal was up playing on her phone. I tried to snuggle her, as I was, at the time, mostly cold. Podrick was starting to be Podrick, so I picked him up and climbed back…

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Midnight and I’ve been waitin’ on the 12:05

Shawshank, September 1, 2025

Here we are. Podrick is being 100% Podrick this morning. I was the one that pulled him off my night stand, and tossed him into the hallway, so if possible, I could get another hour of sleep. And I did get another hour of sleep. But sometime in the night I think Podrick took my…

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People say, “You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty”

Shawshank, August 31, 2025

I slept in just a little compared to days previous. It was a little too warm for me to be under covers. I only meant to get up and go to the bathroom and come back, but then Podrick figured it was time for everyone to be up. You see, it was locked out of…

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<insert lyrics here>

Shawshank, August 30, 2025

I’m tired, and annoyed. The guys that’s always late, was, wait for it – late yet again. I had to stay an extra 20 minutes waiting for him to walk the kilometre to get to the store. Finally he wandered onto the property. That’s when I grabbed Bing Bing, and we were out of there.…

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Slam your body down and wind it all around

Shawshank, August 29, 2025

It’s been a morning already for The Beautiful One. It’s a little warm in here, and of course in bed, it’s even warmer when you’re next to a furnace. And the fact that Podrick has been pissing her off for probably just about three hours means she’s tired, and annoyed at the world. I brought…

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All right, stop whatcha doin’ ’cause I’m about to ruin

Shawshank, August 28, 2025

Good Thursday morning everyone! The sun is rising here, and it looks like it’s gonna be another beautiful day here in TinyTown. Podrick being Podrick, means we’re up early. It’s not all his fault. I was/is stuffed up, I couldn’t breathe easy. So yeah, we’re up, not liking it, but we’re up. Coffee has been…

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