You never count your money when you’re sitting at the table Shawshank, February 16, 2026 Good morning. I was pulled out of a deep sleep by something banging. I couldn’t tell you if Sleep Daddy dropped something when he was recording. Or if it was Pippin and Podrick. I don’t know. Anyways, I’m up. It’s not too dark out there. It’s a day off. I have chores to do, and if my mom goes and gets her freezer, I’ll be moving that into their house. Other than that, I do not want to leave The Flat. Spoiler alert: there is a non-zero chance that I’ll have to go out and find something for dinner. Oh wait! I remember the high conversation with Crystal we’ll be having appetizers for dinner. And of course breakfast for dinner for breakfast. Should be good. I need more coffee. I don’t know where the cats are. Well, I do know where they are in broad terms. The Flat. But if you want to zoom in. Pippin is eating her breakfast in the bedroom. Podrick is somewhere. I’ll find out sooner or later! Life blogbloggercoffeejournalmorningsTinyTown
Life Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah) March 9, 2023 It’s snowing. It’s not supposed to be snowing right now. It’s not in the forecast. According to the forecast, the snow should be starting Friday night, then all day Saturday. All day. Good morning my friends, I hope the start of your Thursday is as good as it can be,… Read More
Life What “friends” alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?* February 25, 2025 Hey y’all. Good morning. I was up a little early, and dozed for about an hour and a half. I think the bed was a little too warm, but I found a pocket of comfort, and slept while Chaucer wandered around and screamed. I was a little tossy turny, probably… Read More
Life Big Glo come through, shut shit down, I’m bringin’ hoes out November 24, 2024 Chaucer has been singing his opera since about 3 am. Randomly. I was able to get mostly back to sleep, but my poor Crystal has been up since the beginning. It’s gonna be a long day. For both of us. It snowed in the night. It was mowing when I… Read More