Life It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you Shawshank, October 20, 2025 It’s been a day already. I’m 100% sure Podrick is truly testing me on if I need actual sleep headphones to block him out as much as possible. He was going at it last night, and again this morning. I picked up Pippin’s bed twice, the same with the toilet paper. Other than a cough,… Continue Reading
Life Get the party goin’ on the dance floor Shawshank, October 19, 2025 I’ve been up on and off since around 6. Podrick is being Podrick, and he’s apparently feeling a lot better. I’m gonna have to take everything off the night stand. Because like a honey badger, he doesn’t fucking care about anything or anyone. He really doesn’t like apple pie. He’s simply being an asshole this… Continue Reading
Life I’m the question, and you’re of course the answer Shawshank, October 18, 2025 Good afternoon, my little bitches. I’ve been up, on and off since probably, around 4, but rolling out of bed at 4:51. I woke up at 4am freaking out that I missed my alarm. I didn’t. I fell back into a light sleep until 4:51, when I said fuck it. Close enough. Coffee. Feed the… Continue Reading
Life Two trailer-park girls go ’round the outside, ’round the outside, ’round the outside Shawshank, October 17, 2025 Good morning. I was rudely awoken, thanks to Podrick. He knocked over our box with all our bathroom stuff in it. What an asshole. It doesn’t matter that it was almost time to get up. The little shit is starting to feel better, so it’s back to his fuckery. I’m not happy with the fuckery.… Continue Reading
Life Say his name and he appears Shawshank, October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 I slept ok last night. I just wish I could breathe through any face hole other than my mouth. It’s starting to get tiring. But I’m slowly getting better. Podrick is slowly getting better as well. He’s pretty much back to normal. While it’s been great having a muted kitten, it’s not Podrick. He’s almost… Continue Reading
Life Now I’ve gotta get used to not living next door to Alice Shawshank, October 15, 2025 I slept like the dead. Around 5ish, the dead rose. I quietly walked and went to the bathroom. I gave Podrick some snuggles while I sat. He left shortly after, and I crawled back into bed. Someone in the night, can into the bedroom, and quickly slid my sleep mask off me, and threw it… Continue Reading