All right, stop whatcha doin’ ’cause I’m about to ruin

Alright, this is where I’m supposed to wax poetic on yesterday. Yesterday was very very warm. I realized what the weather reminds me of – August. It’s not supposed to be this humid this early in the spring/summer season. Something tells me that it’s going to be a very warm, and possibly very wet summer. If the weather stays the same, basically as it is now, it’s gonna be a soggy summer. I hope not, but it could happen. But according to the weather app, there’s a 40% chance of a thunderstorm today. However, the rest of the forecast is clear. No other thunderstorms in the futurecast.

Good morning everyone! It’s a bright and sun shiny day out there. The humidity is starting to creep up again, along with the warmth. It’s gonna be a warm-ass day. Thankfully, I have lots of short, and maybe I’ll play up the Florida license plate, and wear the 4th of July shirt today! Lol I don’t think SlightlyBiggerTown would be ready for that. Yep, we’re going into town to grab some coffee, cereal, and weed.

Today will be the maiden voyage of Toaster 2: Electric Boogaloo. In a few hours, I’ll help tidy up the living room, then we’ll unleash Toaster 2. Crystal says the reviews are nothing but great ones, so I think Toaster 2 will kick some ass.

So yeah, that’s the day today. Nothing major, but should still be a nice day. It looks like a great day for a drive. Nice and clear and just a slight breeze. Let’s grab today by the balls! Happy Saturday!

I don’t know mofo, if y’all peeps be buggin’ givin’ props to my hoe ’cause she fly

Fuck yeah, we finally made it to Friyay! Pippin was making herself known this morning, but I managed to fall back asleep. I was out like a light last night. I don’t think I moved at all last night. I was pretty much in the same position as when I fell asleep.

Yesterday was a long day. The afternoon dragged on and on it seemed.

After work I got home and Crystal was in the process of making a really good dinner. Fried chicken and tater tots for me and chicken and sweet potato fries for the beautiful one.

I was so mentally tired yesterday that I couldn’t concentrate on TotK for more than about an hour or so. I decompressed with TV last night. CSI played and I watched, but I don’t remember which episodes we actually watched. I remember the model killer that was about it.

But today is a new day, it’s kinda gray out there but that really doesn’t mean too much. In like 5 minutes the sun could be out. Either way, it should be a pretty good day. Because it’s Friyay!

You in first place, you in first place bad bitch contest, you in first place

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. If I’m posting, it’s a new day. Happy Thursday all you had bitches. It’s Thursday, and it’s also my birthday. The coffee is brewing and we are watching the news.

I opened my present from Crystal and it’s a new robo vacuum! Toaster was good when it was just me. He was ok when it was me and Pippin. But add another cat and another human, Toaster just couldn’t keep up. So for my birthday, I asked for a new one. I’ll set up the little cylon when I get home from work today.

I don’t feel old. And truth be told, I don’t even know how old I am. 46? 45? 102? Who knows. It’s a mystery. And quite frankly, at this point, I’m afraid to ask.

Damn the coffee tastes good this morning. It’s almost the end of the week! We can make it people! Happy Thursday y’all!

Besides, no one’s interested in something you didn’t do

It’s Wednesday. It’s bright and sunny out there. Should be a nice and warm day today. Good morning everyone, I hope that you all had a good sleep. I was up a little early to pee, and then dozed/slept until the alarm went off.

It was a little warm, but I adjusted a little, and managed to fall back asleep. The coffee is brewing, and we each have a mug full. It tastes pretty good.

I worked until about 3:30 yesterday. I played out in the “garden” yesterday. I weeded pretty much the whole bed, and it looks so much better out there. This paved the way for BossLady to just step in and make it pretty.

After work I was filthy, and very very sore. So I hopped in the shower, and afterwards I felt a lot better. I played a little TotK, and then made dinner and then watched Crystal play.

I don’t know what to expect today. I’m sure it’ll probably be action packed. I’ll need more coffee!

Take my hand come undercover

Good morning! It’s a bright and sunny day out there so far. Nice and warm out there. Not too much of a breeze. It should be a pretty nice day out there.

I slept like the dead yet again. By the time we’re ready to go to bed, physically, I’m already sleeping. As soon as my head hits the pillow, I’m pretty much out. I was up a little early, but I think I fell back asleep for the last have hour before the alarm went off.

As promised, yesterday it was a gremlin day. Neither of us got dressed, and we didn’t stray too far from the Flat. In other words, it was a really good day. We both played TofK, taking turns and doing our own thing whilst playing.

What a good day.

It’s a new day here, and the coffee is flowing like coffee does, first thing in the morning. So have another cup, and raise your mug:

Happy Tuesday y’all!