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Sorry I’m not home right now I’m walking into spiderwebs

Posted on by Shawshank

Hey y’all. I’m typing this from the couch as per normal, but it’s been a morning so far. With Chaucer scream like he was being beaten, and the fact that all the sleepless night, have finally caught up with The Beautiful One.

Yeah, she’s not feeling the greatest, and is in the shower currently trying to regulate her temperature. It’s never works the first time, but we always hope that it will cure what ails her. I hate seeing her like this, because there’s nothing that I can do.

So today will be a low key day here at The Flat. And I’ll figure something out for lunch and dinner for myself. And if she’s not feeling well tomorrow, I’ll text mom and say we won’t be coming over for dinner, but I’ll head up and drop off the mail for them.

Watching the FireAid on NBC News Now. It surprised me that it was in. For a split second, I was curious why No Doubt was on Dateline. Wow Gwen Stefani was just calling it in. She can’t sing anymore, and has zero stage presence. She butchered two classic No Doubt songs. I was embarrassed for her. Like Crystal said, “she looks like a leather purse was left in the sun for a couple of summers.” Sadly, I tend to agree with her assessment.

In a change of sitting arrangements, Chaucer is on my lap, and the Pippin is sitting on Crystal’s lap. It’s finna be a quiet day. No cap, homies.

<insert song lyrics here>

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning everyone. My eyes are still trying to focus, so this’ll be a pretty quick post this morning.

I slept like a rock until 5am. Now I feel like Crystal in the morning. Even though she was probably up a couple of hours before me. I was a little tossy turny this morning, trying to get back to sleep until my alarm went off.

Spoiler alert: I was up and out of bed two minute before the alarm went off. Good times.

Yesterday was a nice relaxing day of sloth. Sure, we went to the second hand store, and other than that, I just sat on the couch playing Persona 5 Royal all afternoon until it was time to season the wings and put them in the oven.

Back to work this morning for a rare 8-4 shift. I think it’ll be a pretty good day. Happy Friday everyone!

I can see her looking fast in her faded jeans

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning, my friends. I hope you slept well during the night. My back has been a little twitchy, so it hurt a bit while trying to roll over, and it’s still twitchy. It’s mostly from standing a lot. And I’ve been trying to stand more at work.

Anyways…

I have a day off today, which is great. I don’t have anything to do. So I might play some video games today. We’ll see, but it’s a very good chance that I will.

Imagine my surprise, when I turn down my back alley last night, and there’s a handful of deer staring at me. I quickly text Crystal to go to the back door as soon as possible. we got to watch a couple deer mosey through our back yard.

Pretty cool, huh?

And I’m too clever and then I’m too fucking dumb

Posted on by Shawshank

Good morning. The kitties are snuggled on top, and beside me. They were really good this morning. No screaming, just a little last night.

I think I fell asleep and didn’t move throughout the night. At one point I was woken up when I tried to roll over my back twitched and woke me up. It was a bit of a chore to roll over.

But it was a pretty good sleep. Hopefully Crystal had a somewhat better sleep than she’s been having. At this point, I’m afraid to ask. So I’ll wait a little while and ask her. But in my mind right now, she slept the whole night through!

Work wasn’t too bad last night. The only major thing that was happening was the wind was pretty blowy all evening. Looking out the window, it doesn’t look too windy out there, but i think to day is the last day of actual blowing wind.

Fingers crossed.

Just looked at the weather app, and no blowing wind today, but in 4 minutes it’s supposed to start snowing, and the snow will last approx 44 minutes. Good times.

Two steppin’ on the table, she don’t need a dancefloor

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Welp, we’re awake here. Pippin is playing with her cleaner, and of course, Chaucer is snuggled between us. The sun is slowly rising out the kitchen window.

As I was getting my jacket on to go to work, Crystal said she had a package at the post office, so I went to get in, and Crystal knowing that she’s still have to wait until I got home to get her package. Well as a surprise, both of her packages were there so I texted Crystal to meet me at the door. She was very happy that we got both her packages.

I worked the closing shift last night and let me tell you the closing key-holder was all over the place last night. He went through 3 deposit slips, and had to keep doing them over and over because, he couldn’t get his math right.

So I get home, and there’s presents for me, all wrapped and looking like little treasures. I got two wicked cool shirts, and a new panda pillow for my fat head to rest on. I can’t wait until it’s warmer to be able to wear the shirts, and people will be able to see them.

Same co-worker tonight. Maybe he’ll be a little better tonight. We’ll see. And of course, I’ll take a picture of our current pizza level for those that know.

Well, I’m gonna continue trying to get my eyes to focus, and suck back some coffee. Happy Tuesday everyone!