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I can’t go outside, I’m scared, I might not make it home

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It’s gonna be a busy day here at Shady Acres, in about an hour we’ll be heading to TotallyBiggerCity to get a part repaired for my father. Although he left the part at the farm, and my mom has to go out and get it. Thanks to that change of plans she’s frazzled. I totally see where I get it from now. It’s faster for us to go, and then he doesn’t lose any repair time. It’s about 2.5 hours to get there, and I’m still trying to convince my mom to stop at 5 Guys Burgers and Fries for lunch. Bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon, hot sauce, jalapeños, pickles, extra jalapeños, grilled onions, and mayo. Oh god, I can already taste it.

I slept like a log last night. I took to of the night time sinus Tylenol’s again, and just passed right out. I got up at 6:47 peed and fell back asleep for 40ish minutes. Glorious. I had weird dreams about being in a second hand book store, trying to deal to get the Twilight Saga at a better price.

I decided to shower last night. It’s a lot easier to do it at night, instead of getting in everyone’s way first thing in the morning. Now I can concentrate on the glorious art of coffee. I loves me some coffee. I should have enough time for two cups before we leave. Like I said my mom is frazzled, and was having a full blown conversation tell me all about her to go cups and if I want to use one I have to look for them I have a green one it’s over there if it’s too small there more but you have to look for them I’ll be right back. OMG I’m just making the coffee.

It’s gonna be a long day, and I’m wearing jogging pants.

Time stands still, beauty in all she is

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Good morning, happy Monday! (Said no one ever) it’s a slightly gray, and windy day out there so far. It rained in the night. I passed right out last night. I had the start of a pounding headache, so I took some Tylenol Sinus Night extra strength, and it was the first restful sleep I’ve had in about a week. It was really good.

Crystal is sending me the gift of poi! I can’t wait for them to get here. Then I can look like I’m having a seizure while TinyTown is freaking out thinking that the aliens are a comin. I’m just really impressed it’s made it through customs so quickly.

But for now, coffee.

I had adrenaline rush. It’s very common, you can Google it.

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How can a movie be so different from the novel of our generation? Welcome to Forks, where the girls are pale, and the boys are vampires.

So many things are wrong about this movie. The pacing is off, and all of the major plot points are all wrong. I’m pretty sure only the names are the same, because while close to the book, it’s also miles off.

And that’s kind of annoying.

Hulk smash!

The plot points from the book and the movie just don’t match up. Nor do the visuals. Why would they take the Jeep and the BMW to school. LOW MOTHERFUCKING PROFILE.

I believe book Edward said, and I quote, “ostentatious”.

One of the few things that do match up is the baseball game, and the glorious 2006 Muse hit Supermissive Black Hole – which, I’m told was written just for this scene, and never released again.

He’s probably doping.

The running to Phoenix, was so blink of an eye fast, and then Bella gets away by simply walking out the front door of the hotel? That’s some serious bullshit I tells you.

Do you have a moment to talk about your saviour?

This isn’t how in my minds eye, how I pictured the ballet studio scene to go. I don’t know, I pictured in more in the day light for some reason. then suddenly slap fight and blonde evil vampire is a fireball. Anticlimactic much?

There’s the happy ending we’ve been waiting for. I believe this is the first time I’ve seen the whole move from start to finish. Will it replace the book for me? Hell no. This is a book for our generation. Without the first book, there’s no SAGA. Remember that.

In the velvet darkness of the blackest night

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Woke up about 5 minutes before my alarm went off this morning. Go up and dressed, timing everything just right, that all I got this morning was a simple good morning from my mom as I was brewing my coffee. I had a pretty good sleep, a little warm, but otherwise pretty good. No bad dreams, or at least non that I can remember.

sunday SUNDAY!

Who’s ready for some SportsBall? I hope the winning team can get more layups than the other team! I managed to find the local channel playing the Patriots game this evening. I set the PVR <- I hate that. It’s a DVR people. It’s a Digital Video Recorder, not a Personal Video Recorder. Jesus Christ sometimes Canada is slow.

Coffee is ready.

It’s gonna be an excitement filled day here. Jurassic World is up next, and I have Rocky Horror songs still stuck in my head, and I still need to watch Twilight.

There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet

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There. I feel a little better. I had a panicked though; do I have the Rocky Horror soundtrack? A quick check, and I do. Phew.

Shady Acres went down for a nap, I went for a walk.

Time Warp – as loud as possible.

Doing the dance where no one could see me. Made me smile and happy. And sad that Crystal wasn’t here, laughing at me doing the dance.

So now, I’m just a little homesick. But still in a better mood than 30 minutes ago.

And it’s totally possible, that I’m the first person in TinyTown to walk down Main St, listening to the soundtrack. I surprised myself knowing almost all the words to the songs.

I rag on Rocky Horror for being the worst movie with the best soundtrack, but I’d give up everything I have to watch it with her this afternoon, curled up on the couch with the kitties.

Dr Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!