Zum Geburtstag viel Glück! 🎂

Podricks been a Podrick all morning. The BeautifulOne got up at the ass crack of dawn to take him out and distract home, because tomorrow, I’ll be up at the ass crack of dawn. Yep, for the first time in probably 3 months, I have an opening shift. But thankfully, I’ll be home in the early afternoon, and I’ll be able to sloth after that.

Finally, I beat a deck. The deck that’s been Medco g me for a couple of months. I was excited to unlock a new deck. But alas, earwax, I didn’t unlock a new deck. I didn’t really do anything, just beat the magic (or whatever that deck is called). I’ll have to go back to some of the older decks and try to beat them to unlock some more decks, like Crystal has.

We stopped at the local weed shop, and we wandered in. We like this place, the employees know who we are, and get our humour. So we walk in and I ask for my usual purchase, and ask if the big ol bag of weed that we get is on sale, and score! It is on sale. I then spy with my little eye, a new pipe. I pay for my purchases, and then Crystal pays for hers, and she bought me the pipe for my birthday!

Let me just say that I took it out for a test drive, and I passed out like that fool of a Took, after a hearty second breakfast. As soon as my head hit the pillow I was out to dream world, until the flying tomato landed on my face this morning. thank you so much to The Beautiful One for getting it for me. I loves it so much. It’s my precious.

It’s just picture day here. I think this is my most photo heavy post outside of when I talk about the current video game I’m playing. But wait, I have one more picture: my dad just got out of the hospital for hip replacement last Monday, so I thought it would be nice to make him a snack basket, so my mother wouldn’t have to bake him snacks, and they could both rest. I have a $25 Apple gift card, (which part of it will be for Balatro, as we’re taking the Switch over and showing him. I really think that he’ll like it.) and a lot of snacks. I think he’ll like it. He’s hard to shop for.

You’re older than you’ve ever been

First off, happy birthday to the Beautiful One. She’s so freakin awesome. I hope she has a great day! She’s already opened her present, and it’s already being worn, which is awesome.

There’s not much we’re going to do today I’ll try and start the Hot Mess once the sun is out and kinda warming shit up. Hopefully it’ll start. And I’ll be returning my mom’s truck.

Other than that, coffee. Relaxing. It’s a celebration today!

IT’S CRYSTAL’S BIRTHDAY!

I think of all the education that I’ve missed but then my homework was never quite like this

Happy birthday to Crystal!

We’re up, and all that happy horse shit. The coffee has been brewed, and Crystal has opened her presents. I’m sure she’ll talk and show them over on her page – I suggest that you check it out.

Yesterday was a nice relaxing day. We didn’t do too much. I did the chores and such, but mostly we just relaxed and didn’t do too much. We went over to Shady Acres, and I cleaned the wood stove. No big deal.

Nothing major on the books today. I do have to pop over to the grocery store to grab some chocolate chips for the pumpkin chocolate chip cake I’ll be making after brunch. I have a candles and everything!

Even though it’s Crystal’s birthday, I have to go back to work tomorrow. And since I have today off, I’ll be working on Saturday. I’m not excited about that, but it is what it is, and I’ll be there on Saturday lol.

There was a football game last night, I’m told. We didn’t watch it, but I did keep an eye on the score. It looked like a very good close game the whole time. That’s the type of game that I like. So congrats to the superb owl winners.

You in first place, you in first place bad bitch contest, you in first place

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. If I’m posting, it’s a new day. Happy Thursday all you had bitches. It’s Thursday, and it’s also my birthday. The coffee is brewing and we are watching the news.

I opened my present from Crystal and it’s a new robo vacuum! Toaster was good when it was just me. He was ok when it was me and Pippin. But add another cat and another human, Toaster just couldn’t keep up. So for my birthday, I asked for a new one. I’ll set up the little cylon when I get home from work today.

I don’t feel old. And truth be told, I don’t even know how old I am. 46? 45? 102? Who knows. It’s a mystery. And quite frankly, at this point, I’m afraid to ask.

Damn the coffee tastes good this morning. It’s almost the end of the week! We can make it people! Happy Thursday y’all!

You’re older than you’ve ever been
And now you’re even older

Good morning everyone. I had strange dreams last night. All I remember is that I was collecting jackets, and I had a successful home based business. Weirdness.

I did sleep good I believe. Only up once in the night. that’s always a good thing. I’m awake now, and the birds are singing. It looks like it might be a good day outside, if the clouds burn off.

Yesterday was good. I went to SlightlyBiggerTown to do some grocery shopping. I got some yummy food for the next while. I almost bought a cactus, but for some reason I didn’t. After grocery shopping I bought some weed, and hit up the thrift store. I didn’t see anything that I had to have, so I went home.

If anyone hasn’t seen Army of the Dead, please, don’t bother watching it. It was terrible. It’s pretty much 2.5 hours of a terrible movie.

But I’ll leave you for now. My coffee is ready to be consumed.

Happy birthday to me.